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How Dumb are Thy Art is Murder Fans?

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dumb thy art is murder fansThy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they won’t listen to “Reign of Darkness” without an umbrella and a flashlight.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that after I complained that Thy Art is Murder have too many breakdowns, they launched a crowdfunding campaign to buy the band a new van.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that when MetalSucks reported that the band was on Nuclear Blast, they put together a memorial fund.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they think the band Immolation is named after the Thy Art is Murder song.

They Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they think the song “Immolation” is about a dude whose girlfriend is a Dashboard Confessional fan.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they think Living Colour are a black metal band.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they think Anthrax is a female solo artist.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they think the Big Four consists of McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s and Taco Bell.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they think Deicide is an insect spray.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that they think Thy Art is Murder are Mexican because they said they were from “Down Under.”

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think a guitar solo is a character from Star Wars.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think King 810 is a verse from The Bible.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think Dino Cazares is a character from The Flinstones.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think that Exodus is a movie about Paul Baloff.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that when asked if they enjoy pits, they say, “No, I always spit them out.”

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb that when asked if they enjoy pits, they say, “Yes, I am big fan of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think a blast beat is when you ejaculate in time with a song.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think down-tuning is a genetic disorder.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think ESP guitars can read minds.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think Decibel is a magazine for cow farmers.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they think the term “headbanging” is a euphemism for oral sex.

Thy Art is Murder fans are so dumb they all just looked up the word “euphemism.”

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