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More Faith No More To Come, Says Faith No More

  • Anso DF

Faith No More 2015

Friends told me that tickets were gone in minutes during Wednesday’s pre-sale for Faith No More’s first US tour since the ’90s. One explained that after having entered a password (here), he was placed in line to buy. I was like, A line? I guess I misunderstand the internet — or Faith No More tickets are hotter than a snake’s ass. Both.

Anyway, the full on-sale is Friday so don’t freak yet, said Faith No More a few hours later. Then, in their next announcement, there is a note of triumph:

No shit? That’s great to hear, cuz this tour and its not-big venues might be a scalper party from now on. Still, stop short of cutting your organs out to get to these shows, they say. Does it seem like the FNM guys are surprised about the quick sell-outs — after having left US fans hanging on this shit since 2010? A few California shows, a few East Coast shows across five years … Fucking-A right, yesterday’s fan pre-sale sold out fast. Please, Faith No More, throw caution to the wind. Add shows to this tour, as many as you can stand, we’ll pay you for it.

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