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Saturday To Wing It



Maybe it’s time to throw caution to the wind and say fuckit.  If your plans aren’t yielding the results you want, perhaps you should consider shaking it up and changing your approach.  Do the opposite of what your instincts tell you to do.  If you’re going to freak out over certain things, make it a point to give less of a fuck.  If you could care less about various stuffs, well it might be time to get on up, get into it, and get involved…

And what better way to show your enthusiasm, verve and general joie de vivre than by consuming as many goddamn chicken wings as possible?  Get messy, suck dem bones dry, and lick the flaming red hot sauce off your stubby fingers.  Yummy yummy yummy!

Seeing as how tomorrow is the Superbowl and you’re all as pumped for the main attraction (Katy Perry’s boobs) as I am, invite some joy into your cold black heart and make it a night to remember…




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