Here’s Justin Bieber in an Iron Maiden Shirt
The Daily Mail captured these photos of pop star Justin Bieber leaving a Beverly Hills salon in an Iron Maiden shirt this past weekend. Although Bieber has not yet returned requests for comment, we can only assume that he decided to wear the shirt in an effort to destroy Iron Maiden’s career, probably because a groupie called him “Bruce Dickinson” during sex. Nice try, Justin! But even a force as evil and destructive as you can never make Iron Maiden uncool. Better luck next time, twerp.