Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest: Win a Metal T-Shirt of Your Choice from


Last week we gave away one of the highly dorktastic “Metal Warz” t-shirts that Sean Tidy of TidyInk designed for us last year, each featuring a different Star Wars character’s name done up in the style of a famous metal band logo. The winning caption to the photo at right is:

  • Heywood: “My hairline has only receded this much.”

This week we’ve partnered up with to offer four winners whatever shirt they’d like from the site’s vast selection of heavy metal t-shirts, including Metallica, Maiden, Motorhead, Pantera, Black Sabbath and tons more. Alls ya gotta do to enter is comment with a funny caption for the below photo, and we’ll pick our favorite next week. Have fun!

Devin Townsend
Devin Townsend 10/25/2011, Slim’s, San Francisco, photo by Miikka Skaffari 
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