Metallica’s James Hetfield Interviewed by a Twelve-Year-Old, Admits He Has to Poop Every Time He Goes to a Hardware Store

  • Axl Rosenberg

Literally the moment you hit play on this new James Hetfield interview conducted by Elliot of Little Punk People, you’ll hear the Metallica frontman reveal that he has a Pavlovian response to hardware stores: he has to take a shit the moment he enters one. The rest of the interview is great, too, but nothing tops this fascinating tidbit. I’ve never met someone so excited by/anxious about tools before. I wonder if Hetfield had some memorable experience with tools as a child.

Anyway, good to know he has an immediate cure for constipation should the need ever arise.

[via Metal Injection]

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