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If More Metal Bands Made Scented Candles

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Yesterday, we learned that Saxon make scented candles now, which reportedly smell like leather.

Naturally, this got me thinking about what other bands’ branded scented candles might smell like.

Here’s what I came up with:

  • Carcass – a rotting corpse
  • Napalm Death – napalm
  • Iron Maiden – iron
  • Korn – corn
  • Pig Destroyer – bacon
  • Guns N’ Roses – gunpowder and roses
  • Municipal Waste – municipal waste
  • Slayer – Jägermeister
  • Sleep – weed
  • Babymetal – chocolate
  • Slipknot – camel shit
  • Nirvana – adolescent body odor
  • AC/DC – TNT
  • Anthrax – air
  • Megadeth – ashes in your mouth
  • Tool – a stinky fist
  • Testament – mint
  • Sepultura – roots
  • Devin Townsend – coffee
  • GWAR – a meat sandwich and/or scallops
  • Overkill – the gutter
  • System of a Down – sweet pea flowers
  • Alice in Chains – dirt
  • Gojira – a beached whale
  • Motörhead – the inside of the Rainbow Bar & Grill
  • Deicide – burnt flesh
  • At the Gates – sole fish
  • Revocation – fracking
  • Periphery – ketchup and mustard
  • Dragonforce – the inside of an arcade
  • Danzig – kitty litter
  • Kittie – kitty litter
  • Limp Bizkit – Sunoco gasoline
  • The Black Dahlia Murder – Mylanta
  • Gatecreeper – WD-40
  • Attila – Axe body spray
  • White Wizzard – van farts
  • Mr. Bungle – a super-complicated mix of unidentifiable odors
  • Metallica – money
  • Ghost – unscented

Feel free to add your own suggestions to the comments section.

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