MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week
OH GOD THE SHITTINESS NEVER ENDS. At least we have these new songs to rock out to.
Carcass – “The Long and Winding Bier Road”
It features the lyric “a thousand cocks,” and that’s really all you need to know.
Deftones – “Genesis”
The best metal song ever written about the band that gave us both Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins.
Disrupted – “Human Stew”
Take some Swedish melodeath, add gnarly guest leads by Per “Sodomizer” Eriksson (ex-Bloodbath, ex-Katatonia), and baby, you’ve got a stew going!
Pallbearer – “The Quicksand of Existing”
Slowly sinking to your death never felt this good.
Puscifer – “Underwhleming”
Don’t worry, it’s not true to its name.