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August Burns Red Release Cover of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

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August Burns Red hadn’t released a new song in a whole month, and that simply would not do. So now they’ve unveiled a cover of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”

I haven’t listened to it. I won’t listen to it. I refuse to keep participating in this “Christmas starts in November” bullcrap. Lemme get through Thanksgiving without using the carving knife to slaughter my entire family, then we can begin talking about the next thing. Okay?

Of course, some of you may not feel the way I do about listening to Christmas music on November fucking 12th. You’re free to check out the track below.

August Burns Red hit the road with Killswitch Engage and Light the Torch in late January, which I assume will be soon enough for them to release a cover of The Beach Boys’ “All Summer Long.” Here are the dates:

1/28 — Pittsburgh, PA — Stage AE [tickets]
1/29 — Silver Spring, MD — Fillmore [tickets]
1/31 — Stroudsburg, PA — Sherman Theater [tickets]
2/1 — Montreal, QC — M-Telus [tickets]
2/2 — Toronto, ON — Rebel [tickets]
2/4 — Wallingford, CT — The Dome [tickets]
2/5 — Portland, ME — State Theater [tickets]
2/6 — Boston, MA — House of Blues [tickets]
2/8 — New York, NY — Terminal 5 [tickets]
2/10 — Raleigh, NC — Ritz [tickets]
2/11 — Atlanta, GA — Tabernacle [tickets]
2/12 — Orlando, FL — House of Blues [tickets]
2/14 — Houston, TX — House of Blues [tickets]
2/15 — Dallas, TX — SouthSide Ballroom [tickets]
2/17 — Tempe, AZ — The Marquee [tickets]
2/18 — Los Angeles, CA — Wiltern [tickets]
2/19 — Las Vegas, NV — Brooklyn Bowl [tickets]
2/21 — Ventura, CA — Ventura Theater [tickets]
2/22 — Riverside, CA — Municipal Auditorium [tickets]
2/23 — San Francisco, CA — Warfield [tickets]
2/25 — Spokane, WA — Knitting Factory [tickets]
2/26 — Missoula, MT — Wilma Theater [tickets]
2/27 — Seattle, WA — Showbox SoDo [tickets]
3/1 — Boise, ID — Revolution [tickets]
3/2 — Salt Lake City, UT — Complex [tickets]
3/3 — Denver, CO — Fillmore [tickets]
3/5 — Green Bay, WI — EPIC Event Center [tickets]
3/6 — Minneapolis, MN — Fillmore [tickets]
3/7 — Chicago, IL — Radius [tickets]
3/8 — Columbus, OH — Express Live [tickets]
3/10 — Detroit, MI — Fillmore [tickets]
3/11 — Rochester, NY — Main Street Armory [tickets]
3/12 — Philadelphia, PA — Franklin Music Hall [tickets]

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