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Your Dolls Should Watch Out Because GWAR’s Got a New Line of Action Figures Coming Soon

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Ready or not, some of the most sophisticated plastic effigies of our lords and masters in GWAR are coming to a display case or shelf near you. The rest of your little dollies will not be ready for what comes next.

Set to release thanks to Trick or Treat Studios, these action figures are a new, officially licensed set of GWAR action figures. Each one is individually packaged in that old-school blister card style with artwork from Dug Nation.

As it stands, the following five figures — each with their own signature weapons and instruments — will be available when the line launches:

  • Pustulus Maximus – spear, dagger & guitar
  • Beefcake the Mighty – sword & bass
  • Jizmak Da Gusha – war hammer & drumsticks
  • Balsac the Jaws of Death – battle axe & guitar
  • Blöthar the Berserker – sword & shield

“But Hesher,” I hear you plead. “The image above shows six figures but you only listed five.What gives?!” Yes, that list is woefully missing the greatest Scumdog of them all, Oderus Urungus. That’s where various parts of Urungus are stored. Each of the other figures comes with one of Urungus’ limbs, so if you want the full figure, you’re gonna need to purchase all five band members and the Spew Tank.

You can get yours over at GWAR’s website. You can even get Urungus’ figure in full if you preorder the full set from GWAR.

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