Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF THE BEST OF SPINESHANK September 24th, 2008 at 4:58pm Axl Rosenberg Sorry I’m late on this one. My bad. ANYWAY, last […]
Editorials 120 BANDS LOSE MEMBERS September 24th, 2008 at 3:26pm Axl Rosenberg Some good bands have lost members in the past few […]
Reviews 200 AMON AMARTH YET AGAIN JUSTIFY THEIR RIDICULOUSNESS ON TWILIGHT OF THE THUNDER GOD September 24th, 2008 at 3:03pm Sammy O'Hagar In theory, Amon Amarth are worth loathing: they’re thematically about […]
Exclusive 2800 EXCLUSIVE NORTH AMERICAN TOUR DIARY BY NORTHER’S HEIKKI SAARI – PART 1 September 24th, 2008 at 1:53pm MetalSucks [Finland’s Norther bring just the kind of Scandinavian metal we […]
New Stuff 5020 GREY MACHINE: JUSTIN BROADRICK AND AARON TURNER MAKE BEAUTIFUL NOISE TOGETHER September 24th, 2008 at 11:22am Axl Rosenberg Does Justin Broadrick ever fucking sleep? It would be impressive […]
\m/ 270 PRETTY MUCH THE BEST THING EVER September 24th, 2008 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know where the hell this originated, but it […]
New Stuff 240 SHOGUN? SHO’NUFF September 23rd, 2008 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Trivium’s new album, Shogun, gets its official release on Roadrunner […]
Reviews 320 SKIP METALLICA, PROCEED DIRECTLY TO METAL CHURCH September 23rd, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell There has been a veritable smorgasbord of Old Fart-approved albums […]
Cinemetal 280 IN THIS MOMENT’S VIDEO FOR “FOREVER” IS PURTY September 23rd, 2008 at 12:48pm Axl Rosenberg David Brodsky videos are usually full of the kind of […]
Cinemetal 30 INTRONAUT INJECTION September 23rd, 2008 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg The only person I know who loves Intronaut more than […]
Cinemetal 390 THIS PRETTY MUCH SPEAKS FOR ITSELF September 23rd, 2008 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg Via Metal Inquistion: -AR
Cinemetal 100 ROUND DOWN YOUR SH*TTY MONDAY WITH MADE OUT OF BABIES’ “INVISIBLE INK” LIVE September 22nd, 2008 at 4:38pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a really slow fucking news day and I’m bored […]
Reviews 70 ANIMA’S THE DAILY GRIND; COMPETENTLY GOING WHERE MANY DEATHCORE MEN HAVE GONE BEFORE September 22nd, 2008 at 2:34pm MetalSucks I recently ran into a guy with whom I used […]
What the...?? 80 SO WHAT THE F’N *F* IS A WARR GUITAR ANYWAY?!? September 22nd, 2008 at 12:35pm Kip Wingerschmidt The best way to describe it is as a touch-style […]
This Sucks 120 NACHTMYSTIUM DROP OFF OPETH TOUR, ROB THOUSANDS OF METAL FANS OF AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE September 22nd, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg Even the best package tours usually have at least one […]
Cinemetal 120 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: BEHOLD…THE ARCTOPUS — “YOU ARE NUMBER SIX” (LIVE VIDEO) September 20th, 2008 at 6:50pm Kip Wingerschmidt Love or hate this mega-technical, prog-to-the-nth-degree power trio, you gotsa […]
The Hard R 930 DALLAS COYLE ON ALL OF THE METALLI-BASHERS September 19th, 2008 at 4:04pm MetalSucks Why The World Needs Metallica… It’s funny. It really is. […]
Cinemetal 120 FROM THE “THAT WAS UNEXPECTED” FILES: DUFF MCKAGAN’S LOADED IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD September 19th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Given all the shit Velvet Revolver has pulled over the […]
Reunion Mania 190 THE REUNION YOU HAVEN’T BEEN WAITING FOR September 19th, 2008 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg In hindsight, that time you were a kid and went […]
This Sucks 80 INTO ETERNITY WITHOUT TIM ROTH? THAT’S LIKE PORN WITH NO PENETRATION! September 18th, 2008 at 3:29pm Axl Rosenberg Into Eternity’s new album, The Incurable Tragedy, just dropped last […]
