Editorials 20 SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL KILLWHITNEYDEAD DEAD June 27th, 2007 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg Look: I’m as much for beating and torturing women as […]
Editorials 1050 THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT DAVE MUSTAINE June 27th, 2007 at 1:29pm Axl Rosenberg I like his iTunes celebrity playlist. There’s plenty of metal […]
Editorials 0 THE STUPIDEST BLABBERMOUTH HEADLINE EVER June 27th, 2007 at 1:18pm Axl Rosenberg “HELLYEAH Filming Footage For First-Ever DVD.” It’s a supergroup that […]
Album of the Day 0 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… CANNIBAL CORPSE, KILL June 27th, 2007 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg “SSSSSUUUUFFFEEEERRRRR!!!!” Thank God for this fucking record. At their absolute […]
Editorials 40 F**K YOU, YOU F**KING F**KS June 27th, 2007 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Fuck Paris fucking Hilton, fuck Perez fucking Hilton, fuck Barabra […]
Album of the Day 20 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… MR. BUNGLE, MR. BUNGLE June 26th, 2007 at 2:07pm Axl Rosenberg Oh. My. God. Even less traditionalist than Faith No More […]
Admin 30 METALSUCKS STATE OF THE METAL ADDRESS June 26th, 2007 at 1:31pm MetalSucks Greetings, Metalsuckers and Metalsuckettes. Thanks to your continued patronage, as […]
Editorials 0 DARKEST HOUR NEED TO STOP RIPPING OFF PIG DESTROYER’S ALBUM ART June 26th, 2007 at 11:14am Axl Rosenberg They even keep hiring the same artists to do their […]
Editorials 190 DECIBEL MAGAZINE NAMES THE TOP 20 DEATH METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME June 26th, 2007 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg What’s up over the Decibel editorial offices? Last month’s issue […]
Editorials 8580 THERE’S A NEW H.I.M. SONG AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING… WE THINK June 26th, 2007 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg This morning, Blabbermouth reported that H.I.M.’s latest song, “Passion’s Killing […]
Editorials 0 THE ABSENCE ARE “DEAD AND GONE” June 25th, 2007 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg I’m curious to hear Riders of the Plague, the new […]
Editorials 20 NEW ICED EARTH ALBUM ART IS TYPICALLY METAL June 25th, 2007 at 11:35am Axl Rosenberg I gotta say, I miss the feel of old metal […]
Editorials 0 DARK NEW DAY NOT DEAD YET June 25th, 2007 at 11:11am Axl Rosenberg Despite their disappointing record sales and the fact that all […]
Album of the Day 0 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… BUCKETHEAD, GIANT ROBOT June 25th, 2007 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg Yeah, yeah, yeah, Buckethead is a freak. He’s also one […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 40 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK June 22nd, 2007 at 5:23pm Axl Rosenberg Dsanches was right: last week’s entry was, indeed, Methadone Abortion […]
Cinemetal 1800 VIDEO OF THE DAY: SKID ROW – “THE BOTTLE INCIDENT?” June 22nd, 2007 at 3:44pm Axl Rosenberg 1989. Opening for Aerosmith, Sebastian Bach does his best Axl […]
Editorials 0 THIS JUST IN: WEBSTER’S PUTS BILLY CORGAN’S PHOTO IN THE DICTIONARY NEXT TO DEFINITION OF THE WORD “OVERKILL” June 22nd, 2007 at 2:42pm Axl Rosenberg The new Smashing Pumpkins album, Suckgeist, will apparently come in […]
Editorials 1 FROM THE SHALLOWS: PROVING SOMETHING GOOD CAN COME FROM TOLEDO June 22nd, 2007 at 10:39am Axl Rosenberg The only person I ever knew from Toledo, Ohio used […]
Cinemetal 1 VIDEO OF THE DAY: BRIAN POSEHN, “METAL BY NUMBERS” June 21st, 2007 at 3:39pm Axl Rosenberg Brian Posehn might be the funniest comedian on the planet, […]
Editorials 0 THE 101 RULES OF BLACK METAL June 21st, 2007 at 10:58am Axl Rosenberg 1. Don’t be gay. 2. Be “true.” 3. All people […]
