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Black Metal Brunch


Black Metal Brunch 130
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: 1833 AD, “WHO WILL KILL THE EMPEROR”
July 11th, 2010 at 10:47am MetalSucks

What dos Indians eats for brunchs? Is guess Is gonnas […]


Black Metal Brunch 310
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MOTHER’S DAY EDITION
May 9th, 2010 at 9:45am MetalSucks

Lovings your mommies is tr00. Shes the ones whos taughts […]


Black Metal Brunch 60
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SIGH, “THE SUMMER FUNERAL”
May 2nd, 2010 at 9:48am MetalSucks

Because thats wheres Is wills be todays insteads of enjoying […]


Black Metal Brunch 50
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: LITURGY, “BEYOND THE MAGIC FOREST”
April 11th, 2010 at 9:16am MetalSucks

Ims goings tos puts hallucinogenics ins thes eggs this mornings. […]


Black Metal Brunch 190
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: BIG DUMB FACE, “DUKE LION”
April 4th, 2010 at 10:27am MetalSucks

What? Is dids nots gets to plays Aprils Fools joke. […]


Black Metal Brunch 120
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: ANOREXIA NERVOSA, “MOTHER ANOREXIA”
March 14th, 2010 at 10:11am MetalSucks

‘Cause the doctors says Is needs to gos ons a […]


Black Metal Brunch 130
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SUMMONING, “LAND OF THE DEAD”
February 28th, 2010 at 10:45am MetalSucks

Todays Is am havings nots  yours traditional brunches, but Frühstück […]


Black Metal Brunch 50
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SPEKTR, “PHANTOM REALITY”
January 24th, 2010 at 10:35am MetalSucks

I haves seens manys weirds things at brunches. I haves […]


Black Metal Brunch 180
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BLACK SATANS – “THE MUTILATION OF CHRIST”
November 15th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks

Todays I drink Minute Maid orange juices (from concentrates) with […]


Black Metal Brunch 210
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MELECHESH, “REBIRTH OF THE NEMESIS”
September 27th, 2009 at 10:57am MetalSucks

Tonights starts Yom Kippurs. I was gonna plays some Jewish […]


Black Metal Brunch 20
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DARK FUNERAL, “ENRICHED BY EVIL”
September 20th, 2009 at 11:52am MetalSucks

This mornings we wakes up to a texts from our […]


Black Metal Brunch 200
BLACK METAL BRUNCH – CELESTE, “QUE DES YEUX VIDES ET SECHES”
August 30th, 2009 at 11:30am MetalSucks

This mornings I wants tartines. Tartines with mustards. And crepes […]


Black Metal Brunch 400
BLACK METAL BRUNCH – SIGH, “SCARLET DREAM” & “ME-DEVIL”
August 23rd, 2009 at 9:33am MetalSucks

Todays I ams havings dim sums for brunch. I knows […]


Black Metal Brunch 90
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: TAAKE, “NATTESID – PART I”
August 16th, 2009 at 9:44am MetalSucks

Poached eggs over salmons on Engilsh muffins isn’t as easys […]


Black Metal Brunch 220
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: GORGOROTH, “UNCHAIN MY HEART!!!”
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:40am MetalSucks

Sometimes it’s goods just to have fruits for brunch. Fruits […]


Black Metal Brunch 760
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: ABIGAIL WILLIAMS, “INTO THE ASHES”
July 26th, 2009 at 2:19pm MetalSucks

Dis mornings I learns the hards ways: turkey saugsages don’t […]


Black Metal Brunch 140
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: EMPEROR, “EMPTY”
July 19th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks

Chocolate chips pancake. Black coffee. Burnt toasts with butters. No […]


Black Metal Brunch 30
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: WATAIN, “SWORN TO THE DARK”
February 24th, 2008 at 9:25am MetalSucks

Dis mornings, I wants chocolate chips pancake for brunch. Dats […]


Black Metal Brunch 30
BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MAYHEM, “FREEZING MOON”
February 17th, 2008 at 10:49am MetalSucks

Brunch ist ebil. Ist naht breakfasts, ist naht lunch. Ebil! […]


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