Cinemetal 0 LOL WUT: BRET MICHAELS TO MAKE HIS OWN LIFE STORY AS A MOVIE July 27th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg From a recent piece on Bret Michaels in the The […]
Cinemetal 0 SAINT OF WHAT? TERRIBLE BROMOSHCORE? July 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Assuming that the unexciting, unsatisfying, unimaginative, unsophisticated, unmoving, impatient, thuggish, […]
Cinemetal 0 BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS: THE DARK KNIGHT ROSE July 26th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Batman pwned The Avengers last weekend. Not at the box […]
Barbarous Book Club 0 STILL THE MEDICINE MAN: PHIL ANSELMO RELEASES NEW SINGLE WITH DOWN, BEGINS TO SHOP AUTOBIOGRAPHY, LAUNCHES HORROR FILM FESTIVAL July 26th, 2012 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg It’s a big, big morning for Phil Anselmo — we’ve […]
Cinemetal 0 GET BAKED AND WATCH TORCHE’S VIDEO FOR “KICKING” July 25th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not too long ago, I tried to persuade Vince to […]
Cinemetal 0 IS TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET’S “HEADBANGER” THE LEAST METAL SONG EVER ABOUT METAL? July 24th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Who the fuck are Teenage Bottlerocket? I have no fucking […]
Cinemetal 0 “REMEMBER BANE”: A DARK KNIGHT RISES-THEMED PARODY OF GUNS N’ ROSES July 24th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Not gonna lie: as a Guns N’ Roses nerd, a […]
Cinemetal 0 HERE’S THE TRAILER FOR DAVE GROHL’S SOUND CITY DOCUMENTARY July 20th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember how the perpetually-cool Dave Grohl was making […]
Cinemetal 0 BATMAN VS. AVENGERS: BATTLE OF THE SOUNDTRACKS July 20th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks THE FACEOFF The Dark Knight Rises opened at midnight, and […]
Cinemetal 0 MANOWAR ARE MAKING A MOVIE WITH JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME July 18th, 2012 at 11:30am MetalSucks Everyone’s all excited about this Batman movie that’s about to […]
Cinemetal 0 THE BROTHERS DUPLANTIER HAVE ECLECTIC TASTES IN MUSIC July 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Gojira’s Brothers Duplantier, Joe and Mario, recently posted a clip […]
Cinemetal 0 OVERDUB THE MOUNTAIN: “CLASSIC” OZZY “LIVE” DVD REISSUED TODAY July 17th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF Following guitarist Randy Rhoads’ senseless death in 1982, Ozzy Osbourne […]
Cinemetal 0 FIND “EQUILIBRIUM” WITH GOD FORBID July 16th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “We lose equilibrium,” Doc Coyle sings during the chorus to […]
Cinemetal 0 HOO-RAY! HERE’S THE 2012 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS INFOMERCIAL! July 16th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Funny enough, Rob from Metal Injection and I were just […]
Cinemetal 0 A DOUBLE DOSE OF CONTORTIONIST COOLNESS July 16th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a good time to be a fan of The […]
Cinemetal 0 SEMARGL ARE BETTING YOU’LL WATCH THEIR NEW VIDEO BECAUSE THERE ARE BOOBS IN IT July 13th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But the joke is is on Semargl, because computers have […]
Cinemetal 0 ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS NEW TANKARD VIDEO LEGITIMATELY SUCKS July 11th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg See? Now this new Tankard Video, “A Girl Called Cervesa,” […]
Cinemetal 0 THE SEQUEL TO THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE, EVER July 11th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last year, a devastatingly untalented band called Alternate Reality released […]
Cinemetal 0 MASTODON AND JOSH HOMME WERE ON AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE July 11th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve never watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force before (Does that make […]
Cinemetal 0 OHAI NEW CORONER DVD July 11th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF One of metal’s greatest delights lately is the 2011 return […]
