Cinemetal 1720 INCREDIBLY UNFUNNY COMEDIAN MAKES INCREDIBLY UNFUNNY JOKES AT METAL’S EXPENSE June 23rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tosh.0 is a terrible television program that desperately tries, and […]
Cinemetal 70 I CAN’T THINK OF A GOOD HEADLINE. HERE’S THE CHARIOT’S “EVAN PERKS” VIDEO. June 23rd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The Chariot’s last video, for “David De La Hoz” (watch […]
Cinemetal 350 WHY YOU WON’T SEE MARYLAND DEATHFEST: THE MOVIE III ANYTIME SOON June 22nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I stole this photo from Invisible Oranges. I wasn’t a […]
Cinemetal 90 BRENT HINDS BLOOPERS ARE EVEN BETTER THAN THE BRENT HINDS T.V. COMMERCIAL June 22nd, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Remember that television commercial that Brent Hinds did for Atlanta dive […]
Cinemetal 690 WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE EXTRA IN ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY’S “STAGE BREAKER” VIDEO? June 21st, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In Annotations of an Autopsy’s new video, for the song […]
Cinemetal 490 WHERE IS YOUR F*CKING GOD NOW? June 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is what Tom Cruise looks like in the now-filming […]
Cinemetal 510 TRIVIUM, STILL CAUGHT UNDER THE “WAVES” June 17th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I really like Trivium, but their latest single, “In Waves,” […]
Cinemetal 370 BLACK TIDE ARE ALL GROWN UP, STILL NOT GOOD June 15th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Kids grow up so fast these days! I remember a […]
Cinemetal 300 BEN ROBSON SHARTED June 13th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks pseudo-celeb Ben Robson — he who won our Nevermore […]
Cinemetal 210 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM AMEBIX, CHTHONIC, SAMAEL, CATALEPSY, AND HELLFIGHTER June 8th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put about as much effort into this […]
Cinemetal 200 FETUS GRINDER PROVE THAT DEATH METAL VIDEOS ALWAYS WIN June 8th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Pound for pound, death metal videos are always the best, […]
Cinemetal 80 PAIN’S “THE GREAT PRETENDER”: A BUNNY AND A MONKEY WALK INTO A BANK… June 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pain — which, in case you didn’t know, is the Peter […]
Cinemetal 60 THIS IS A REAL MOVIE? June 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg So I just read about this movie Heavy Metal Strawberry Pickers […]
Cinemetal 240 BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER OF THE WEEK: TOWER OF GOPAL, “PYR▲MID OF ✝E▲RS” June 2nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The less you know about this video before you start […]
Cinemetal 370 JENNIFER’S BODY: ANOTHER UNDERRATED CINEMETALLIC MASTERPIECE? June 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Jennifer’s Body was screwed before a single image flickered in […]
Cinemetal 170 NEW JANE’S ADDICTION JAM IS THE JAM! June 1st, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF The most recent album by Jane’s Addiction, 2003’s Strays, was […]
Cinemetal 290 SWEDEN’S SHINING MAKE A GO AT “MOST DISTURBING VIDEO OF 2011” May 31st, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Shining — the Swedish “Opeth of black metal” band, not […]
Cinemetal 120 HEAR A SAMPLE OF OSCAR WINNING COMPOSER TRENT REZNOR COVERING LED ZEPPELIN FOR THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO May 31st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The new red band (read: NSFW) trailer for David Fincher’s […]
Cinemetal 200 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT CANCEL TOUR, RELEASE BOOTY-SHAKIN’ VIDEO FOR “HOLOGRAPHIC SIGHT” May 31st, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I saw The Human Abstract with their revamped line-up live […]
Cinemetal 320 SOUTH PARK CONFIRMS OUR WORST FEARS ABOUT SLASH May 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not hard to come up with theories as to […]
