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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies!
July 26th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Tell us what this ridiculous logo says for your chance to win a bunch of CDs, books, and assorted knick-knacks!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies!
July 20th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Who will win a bag full of metal-band-branded tchotchkes?!?!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Copy of Black Crown Initiate’s Selves We Cannot Forgive on Vinyl!
July 12th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The band’s totally sexcellent sophomore album comes out July 22 on eOne!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win CDs from Death and Gruesome!
July 5th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

None of you mooks got it right last week, so we’re trying again!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win CDs from Death and Gruesome!
June 28th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Say, “Thank you, Relapse Records!”


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Vinyl Albums by Opeth + Paradise Lost from Music for Nations!
June 21st, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s logo is a doozie…


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Vinyl Copy of Vektor’s Terminal Redux!
June 14th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Tell us what this silly band logo says for your chance to get a free copy of one of the year’s most acclaimed metal albums!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Prize Pack from Hollow Bones!
June 7th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

The hardcore heavy hitters have a new album, Lionheart, out now.


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Completely Unreadable Band Promo Company Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Swag!
May 31st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s logo belongs to a promo company instead of a band — which makes the fact that their logo is so indecipherable that much funnier.


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
May 24th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Tell us what the what this band is called and you could win some stuff! YAY STUFF!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
May 17th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Tell us what this says for your chance to win some free shit.


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
May 10th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Tell us what the crap this says for your chance to win some swag!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
May 3rd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

You guys suck at this.


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win SIX CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
April 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

No one got last week’s, so we’re trying this again!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
April 19th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Holy shit, this is a hard one!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
April 12th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s is a doozy…


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
April 5th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t know what this logo says… but I do that it spells “WIN”!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win An Autographed, Limited Edition Poster from Daydream XI!
March 29th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

And one of those posters is framed! SO FUCKIN’ CLASSY!!!!


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
March 22nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

A metal band’s marketing failure is a metal fan’s chance to win some swag.


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Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!
March 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This band’s marketing faux pas is your chance to win swag.


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