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Fat Wreck Chords Selling “Not My Fucking President” T-Shirts
November 13th, 2016 at 1:09pm Vince Neilstein

Proceeds will be donated “to combat whatever bullshit policies this scumbag attempts to perpetrate on our country and the world.”


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Guns N’ Roses Funko Pop! Vinyl Figures Coming in December
November 10th, 2016 at 9:51am Axl Rosenberg

These will make a sweet last-holiday-season-before-the-end-of-the-world gift.


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Alive or Just Brewing: Killswitch Engage Will Release a Beer
November 8th, 2016 at 10:10am Vince Neilstein

Remember, people, drink responsibly, or else you’ll go from Life to Lifeless. Don’t let this be your last serenade.


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Here’s This Year’s Slayer Christmas Card
November 7th, 2016 at 2:53pm Axl Rosenberg

Metal’s best holiday tradition.


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Slayer Announce New Clothing Line with Skatewear Company Supreme
November 7th, 2016 at 12:56pm Vince Neilstein

They’re pretty sweet, but they’re gonna be pricey.


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Iron Maiden Latest Band to Make Ugly Christmas Sweaters
November 5th, 2016 at 12:23pm Axl Rosenberg

How original.


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This is What Metallica’s “Atlas, Rise!” Masks Look Like
October 29th, 2016 at 11:04am Axl Rosenberg

Nooo, that’s not them. You have to click through to see ’em.


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Soundgarden Make Ice Cream Now
October 17th, 2016 at 11:03am Axl Rosenberg

Plus: we brainstorm ideas for other ice cream flavors to be made by hard rock and metal bands.


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And Now You Can Buy Hip-Hop and R&B Metal Logo Vest Patches
October 13th, 2016 at 9:31am Emperor Rhombus

To be fair, this might be the most relevant Gamma Ray has been in ages.


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Lemmy Funko Pop! Vinyl Figure Arriving Just in Time for the Holidays
October 12th, 2016 at 11:42am Axl Rosenberg

Lemmy’s moles have never looked so adorable.


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Beyoncé Now Makes Slayer-inspired ‘Slayoncé’ Pins
October 11th, 2016 at 2:34pm Emperor Rhombus

Hey, whatever gives you street cred.


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Dave Lombardo’s Misfits Run Immortalized In T-Shirt Form
October 7th, 2016 at 10:48am Emperor Rhombus

In case that was your favorite part of the Misfits reunion


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Anyone Interested in a Deftones Beer? Anyone?
September 29th, 2016 at 11:23am Emperor Rhombus

Ice-cold suds are really what I’m focused on when blasting emotional post-metal.


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Slayer Are Selling Reign in Blood 30th Anniversary Plaques, If You Need a Plaque
September 29th, 2016 at 9:30am Emperor Rhombus

Drunk on payday? Buddy, have we got a merch item for you!


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Iron Maiden “Eddie” Masks are Here Just in Time for Halloween!
September 26th, 2016 at 5:03pm Vince Neilstein

Powerslave Eddie, Killers Eddie, Piece of Mind Eddie… take your pick!


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Motörhead are Launching Another Beer
September 22nd, 2016 at 9:51am Emperor Rhombus

Motörhead are officially just a booze company now.


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Avenged Sevenfold are Apparently Fans of Neither Donald Trump Nor Hillary Clinton
September 20th, 2016 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg

Or so their new shirt would suggest.


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Ozzy’s Family Snaps Up Black Sabbath Memorabilia Days Before it Hit the Auction Block
September 15th, 2016 at 12:34pm Emperor Rhombus

Better that than let it fall into the grubby cockbeaters of peasants like me.


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GWARbage Pail Kids
September 12th, 2016 at 9:26am Emperor Rhombus

It was only a matter of time.


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Rammstein Make Tequila Now
September 2nd, 2016 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg

Cool bottle, bruh.


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