Metal Merch 0 Lemmy Immortalized in New Illustrated Book of Stories March 31st, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress You’d think that some of Lemmy’s escapades might be too explicit to illustrate.
Metal Merch 0 Darkest Hour Now Have a Beer, Will Sell You Some at Their DC Show March 12th, 2024 at 11:48am Hesher Keenan Get it? “Termin-Ale?”
Metal Merch 0 We’re Your Source for This Limited Edition Cattle Decapitation Shirt March 5th, 2024 at 12:00pm Hesher Keenan Only 500 of these shirts exist and we’re your exclusive link.
Metal Merch 0 Concepts Cafe Launches ‘Blood Brothers’ Coffee in Collaboration With Max and Iggor Cavalera February 25th, 2024 at 1:00pm Haela Huntress The best part of waking up is blood in your cup!
Metal Merch 0 Death’s Chuck Schuldiner Gets His Own Figurine February 25th, 2024 at 9:00am Haela Huntress It’s the dream come true that you never knew you had!
Metal Merch 0 Put on a Halfway Decent Mötley Crüe Show with These Super7 Action Figures February 15th, 2024 at 1:38pm Hesher Keenan Playing with dolls can be metal, too.
Metal Merch 0 Grab Yourself Some Merch Through the MetalSucks Store February 14th, 2024 at 12:00pm Hesher Keenan Buy our shit.
Metal Merch 0 Life of Agony’s Alan Robert Has an Official Beetlejuice Coloring Book You Can Buy with Money February 9th, 2024 at 10:14am Hesher Keenan “It’s showtime” is what you’ll say as you quickly pound your credit card info.
Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste and King County Brewers Collective Join Forces for an Electrified Brain Beer February 8th, 2024 at 1:29pm Hesher Keenan Each one is a circle pit in a can.
Metal Merch 0 Kittie and We are PIGS Launch NA Beer Brand KittiePIG February 3rd, 2024 at 11:00am Haela Huntress The NA beer is unlikely to get you drunk unless you’re about three inches tall.
Metal Merch 0 Relapse Records Reissued Revocation’s Releases January 29th, 2024 at 2:09pm Hesher Keenan Grab yours now before they too are gone.
Metal Merch 0 Alice In Chains is Reissuing Jar of Flies for Its 30th Anniversary January 25th, 2024 at 11:29am Hesher Keenan Don’t “Stay Away” from this one.
Metal Merch 0 Hold On To Your Butts, Ghost’s Dildo Set is Back In Stock January 23rd, 2024 at 11:05am Hesher Keenan Yeah, maybe don’t actually stick this in ya.
Metal Merch 0 Warbringer to Reissue Three Records on Vinyl January 22nd, 2024 at 2:42pm Hesher Keenan There’ll only be 500 copies each.
Metal Merch 0 Gama Bomb Release Shirt to Benefit UNICEF’s Children In Gaza Crisis Appeal January 19th, 2024 at 2:53pm Hesher Keenan Do your part by buying a shirt.
Metal Merch 0 Esceula Grind Capitalize on Bigots’ Bullsh*t by Releasing “Funded by Big Homo” T-Shirt January 11th, 2024 at 12:16pm Mandy Scythe Take that, bigots.
Metal Merch 0 Cannibal Corpse Have a New Cold Brew That’s Perfect for Your New Year’s Coffee Enema January 2nd, 2024 at 1:18pm Hesher Keenan Brewed from an ‘Inhumane Harvest’ of coffee beans.
Metal Merch 0 Warbringer Headed to the Studio Next Spring, Announce Cassette Reissue of First Four Albums December 21st, 2023 at 12:20pm Hesher Keenan Each will be limited to 100 copies.
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks’ Ultimate 2023 Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads November 22nd, 2023 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Don’t get caught unaware during the Blackest of Fridays.
Metal Merch 0 Metal Blade to Release 40th Anniversary Vinyl Release of Slayer’s Show No Mercy November 15th, 2023 at 2:55pm Hesher Keenan Take a trip back in time.
