Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 What to Expect When She’s Expecting, with Type O Negative October 27th, 2020 at 11:21am Rowdy Geirsson Let Type O Negative be your guide for pregnancy and child birth.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Third Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year September 16th, 2020 at 1:31pm Rowdy Geirsson Who knew so many metal bands have so much in common with country music?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Band Name Suggestions for Horticulturalists July 9th, 2020 at 8:29am Rowdy Geirsson Brutal, botany-inspired metal band names such as Staghead Dieback, Nematode Damage, Athracnose, Pine Canker and more, along with explanations about what they mean.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Iron Maiden Narrates the Global Pandemic Experience April 13th, 2020 at 2:10pm Rowdy Geirsson Who else could possibly narrate our current predicament as effectively as Iron Maiden?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Canine Companionship with Amorphis January 14th, 2020 at 9:18am Rowdy Geirsson It turns out that all of Amorphis’s lyrics are about lovable, huggable doggies. Who knew?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Dating Advice and Relationship Therapy with Arch Enemy October 4th, 2019 at 12:46pm Rowdy Geirsson What, you didn’t realize that’s what Arch Enemy have been singing about all these years?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Grievances at the Office with Amon Amarth August 16th, 2019 at 2:50pm Rowdy Geirsson One topic has repeatedly risen to the forefront of each and every Amon Amarth album released to date so far: the office.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Summer Fun Time with Katatonia July 26th, 2019 at 10:28am Rowdy Geirsson Let Katatonia’s dark lyrics provide the inspiration for your fun-time, sunny summer!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Driving Frustrations and Other Vehicular Grievances as Described by Dark Tranquillity Lyrics May 16th, 2019 at 1:01pm Rowdy Geirsson Are you an aggressive driver? Let Dark Tranquillity lyrics speak for your rage.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Second Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year April 5th, 2019 at 1:46pm Rowdy Geirsson Featuring At the Gates, Amorphis, Møl and more!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 2) March 6th, 2019 at 2:24pm Rowdy Geirsson True Fennoscandian cultural insensitivity.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 If Places in Massachusetts Were Metal Bands… January 31st, 2019 at 11:06am Rowdy Geirsson From Purgatory Chasm to Woods Hole to Alewife, Massachusetts has some very metal town names.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Holiday Shopping as Described by Sabaton Lyrics December 19th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson Let the Swedish power metallers guide you through your holiday shopping adventures.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Band Name Suggestions for New Acts from New York, San Francisco and Boston November 20th, 2018 at 10:26am Rowdy Geirsson Bankrupture, Cohabicution, Crucible of Unaffordability and more.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Master Passion Feed: A Shopping Expedition Tribute to Nightwish October 18th, 2018 at 12:08pm Rowdy Geirsson “I didn’t want to be the one getting blamed for committing romanticide over a refusal to participate in stupid weekend errands.”
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 A New Black Metal Record Shop is Coming to the Upscale Suburb Near You! May 15th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson It’s the area’s first-ever independent music and memorabilia shop dedicated exclusively to black metal and evil incarnate.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 A Metalhead’s Guide to the Academy of Country Music Awards April 12th, 2018 at 4:12pm Rowdy Geirsson Some metal picks for the 2018 country music song of the year!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Defecating in the Woods is Not Power Metal: Ignominy to the Brave March 6th, 2018 at 12:37pm Rowdy Geirsson Warning: do not stop for Indian food before you head into nature for some peace and quiet.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.
