Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Iron Maiden Narrates the Global Pandemic Experience April 13th, 2020 at 2:10pm Rowdy Geirsson Who else could possibly narrate our current predicament as effectively as Iron Maiden?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Canine Companionship with Amorphis January 14th, 2020 at 9:18am Rowdy Geirsson It turns out that all of Amorphis’s lyrics are about lovable, huggable doggies. Who knew?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Dating Advice and Relationship Therapy with Arch Enemy October 4th, 2019 at 12:46pm Rowdy Geirsson What, you didn’t realize that’s what Arch Enemy have been singing about all these years?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Grievances at the Office with Amon Amarth August 16th, 2019 at 2:50pm Rowdy Geirsson One topic has repeatedly risen to the forefront of each and every Amon Amarth album released to date so far: the office.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Summer Fun Time with Katatonia July 26th, 2019 at 10:28am Rowdy Geirsson Let Katatonia’s dark lyrics provide the inspiration for your fun-time, sunny summer!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Driving Frustrations and Other Vehicular Grievances as Described by Dark Tranquillity Lyrics May 16th, 2019 at 1:01pm Rowdy Geirsson Are you an aggressive driver? Let Dark Tranquillity lyrics speak for your rage.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Second Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year April 5th, 2019 at 1:46pm Rowdy Geirsson Featuring At the Gates, Amorphis, Møl and more!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 2) March 6th, 2019 at 2:24pm Rowdy Geirsson True Fennoscandian cultural insensitivity.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 If Places in Massachusetts Were Metal Bands… January 31st, 2019 at 11:06am Rowdy Geirsson From Purgatory Chasm to Woods Hole to Alewife, Massachusetts has some very metal town names.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Holiday Shopping as Described by Sabaton Lyrics December 19th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson Let the Swedish power metallers guide you through your holiday shopping adventures.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Band Name Suggestions for New Acts from New York, San Francisco and Boston November 20th, 2018 at 10:26am Rowdy Geirsson Bankrupture, Cohabicution, Crucible of Unaffordability and more.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Master Passion Feed: A Shopping Expedition Tribute to Nightwish October 18th, 2018 at 12:08pm Rowdy Geirsson “I didn’t want to be the one getting blamed for committing romanticide over a refusal to participate in stupid weekend errands.”
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 A New Black Metal Record Shop is Coming to the Upscale Suburb Near You! May 15th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson It’s the area’s first-ever independent music and memorabilia shop dedicated exclusively to black metal and evil incarnate.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 A Metalhead’s Guide to the Academy of Country Music Awards April 12th, 2018 at 4:12pm Rowdy Geirsson Some metal picks for the 2018 country music song of the year!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Defecating in the Woods is Not Power Metal: Ignominy to the Brave March 6th, 2018 at 12:37pm Rowdy Geirsson Warning: do not stop for Indian food before you head into nature for some peace and quiet.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Getting Married is NOT Metal October 4th, 2017 at 11:07am Rowdy Geirsson “Now she’s putting on her white veil of death at this very moment, all cheer and splendor as she advances one step closer towards her ultimate victory of a future divorce and the spoils of separation that go along with it.”
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Air Conditioning is Not Metal July 17th, 2017 at 3:51pm Rowdy Geirsson There’s nothing better for composing brutal black metal lyrics about the frozen northern tundra than sweltering in an overheated shitbox while the corpse paint melts off my body like a doomed Greenlandic iceberg drifting towards Miami.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Why I Wear My Battle Jacket to the Senior Center, Baby Showers, the Yoga Studio and Circumcisions June 21st, 2017 at 10:43am Rowdy Geirsson Why relegate your battle jacket solely to metal shows when there are so many other appropriate events?
