Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Yikes, Sounds Like Nita Strauss Really F***ed Up Her Knee April 25th, 2022 at 2:21pm Emperor Rhombus Alice Cooper’s virtuosic guitarist posted some wince-inducing photos to Instagram.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: Freyja is Hot but Fire is Cool August 10th, 2021 at 1:51pm Rowdy Geirsson Beavis and Butt-Head reimagined as viking gods. Part 3 in a series!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: Freyja Meets the Great Thor-nholio July 29th, 2021 at 10:17am Rowdy Geirsson Beavis and Butt-Head reimagined as viking gods.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: The Infatuation with Freya Begins May 13th, 2021 at 12:59pm Rowdy Geirsson What if Beavis and Butt-Head were old time vikings?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 How to Hit on Strangers with the Help of Wardruna April 13th, 2021 at 11:19am Rowdy Geirsson “The band’s music really taps into the Old Norse spirit, transporting the listener through the mists of time to an era long gone.”
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 What to Expect When She’s Expecting, with Type O Negative October 27th, 2020 at 11:21am Rowdy Geirsson Let Type O Negative be your guide for pregnancy and child birth.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Third Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year September 16th, 2020 at 1:31pm Rowdy Geirsson Who knew so many metal bands have so much in common with country music?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Band Name Suggestions for Horticulturalists July 9th, 2020 at 8:29am Rowdy Geirsson Brutal, botany-inspired metal band names such as Staghead Dieback, Nematode Damage, Athracnose, Pine Canker and more, along with explanations about what they mean.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Iron Maiden Narrates the Global Pandemic Experience April 13th, 2020 at 2:10pm Rowdy Geirsson Who else could possibly narrate our current predicament as effectively as Iron Maiden?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Canine Companionship with Amorphis January 14th, 2020 at 9:18am Rowdy Geirsson It turns out that all of Amorphis’s lyrics are about lovable, huggable doggies. Who knew?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Dating Advice and Relationship Therapy with Arch Enemy October 4th, 2019 at 12:46pm Rowdy Geirsson What, you didn’t realize that’s what Arch Enemy have been singing about all these years?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Grievances at the Office with Amon Amarth August 16th, 2019 at 2:50pm Rowdy Geirsson One topic has repeatedly risen to the forefront of each and every Amon Amarth album released to date so far: the office.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Summer Fun Time with Katatonia July 26th, 2019 at 10:28am Rowdy Geirsson Let Katatonia’s dark lyrics provide the inspiration for your fun-time, sunny summer!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Driving Frustrations and Other Vehicular Grievances as Described by Dark Tranquillity Lyrics May 16th, 2019 at 1:01pm Rowdy Geirsson Are you an aggressive driver? Let Dark Tranquillity lyrics speak for your rage.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Second Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year April 5th, 2019 at 1:46pm Rowdy Geirsson Featuring At the Gates, Amorphis, Møl and more!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 2) March 6th, 2019 at 2:24pm Rowdy Geirsson True Fennoscandian cultural insensitivity.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 If Places in Massachusetts Were Metal Bands… January 31st, 2019 at 11:06am Rowdy Geirsson From Purgatory Chasm to Woods Hole to Alewife, Massachusetts has some very metal town names.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Holiday Shopping as Described by Sabaton Lyrics December 19th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson Let the Swedish power metallers guide you through your holiday shopping adventures.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Band Name Suggestions for New Acts from New York, San Francisco and Boston November 20th, 2018 at 10:26am Rowdy Geirsson Bankrupture, Cohabicution, Crucible of Unaffordability and more.
