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Misadventures in Heavy Metalling


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What to Expect When She’s Expecting, with Type O Negative
October 27th, 2020 at 11:21am Rowdy Geirsson

Let Type O Negative be your guide for pregnancy and child birth.


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Third Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year
September 16th, 2020 at 1:31pm Rowdy Geirsson

Who knew so many metal bands have so much in common with country music?


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Band Name Suggestions for Horticulturalists
July 9th, 2020 at 8:29am Rowdy Geirsson

Brutal, botany-inspired metal band names such as Staghead Dieback, Nematode Damage, Athracnose, Pine Canker and more, along with explanations about what they mean.


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Iron Maiden Narrates the Global Pandemic Experience
April 13th, 2020 at 2:10pm Rowdy Geirsson

Who else could possibly narrate our current predicament as effectively as Iron Maiden?


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Canine Companionship with Amorphis
January 14th, 2020 at 9:18am Rowdy Geirsson

It turns out that all of Amorphis’s lyrics are about lovable, huggable doggies. Who knew?


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Dating Advice and Relationship Therapy with Arch Enemy
October 4th, 2019 at 12:46pm Rowdy Geirsson

What, you didn’t realize that’s what Arch Enemy have been singing about all these years?


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Grievances at the Office with Amon Amarth
August 16th, 2019 at 2:50pm Rowdy Geirsson

One topic has repeatedly risen to the forefront of each and every Amon Amarth album released to date so far: the office.


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Summer Fun Time with Katatonia
July 26th, 2019 at 10:28am Rowdy Geirsson

Let Katatonia’s dark lyrics provide the inspiration for your fun-time, sunny summer!


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Driving Frustrations and Other Vehicular Grievances as Described by Dark Tranquillity Lyrics
May 16th, 2019 at 1:01pm Rowdy Geirsson

Are you an aggressive driver? Let Dark Tranquillity lyrics speak for your rage.


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Second Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year
April 5th, 2019 at 1:46pm Rowdy Geirsson

Featuring At the Gates, Amorphis, Møl and more!


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Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 2)
March 6th, 2019 at 2:24pm Rowdy Geirsson

True Fennoscandian cultural insensitivity.


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Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1)
February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson

A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.


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If Places in Massachusetts Were Metal Bands…
January 31st, 2019 at 11:06am Rowdy Geirsson

From Purgatory Chasm to Woods Hole to Alewife, Massachusetts has some very metal town names.


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Holiday Shopping as Described by Sabaton Lyrics
December 19th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson

Let the Swedish power metallers guide you through your holiday shopping adventures.


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Band Name Suggestions for New Acts from New York, San Francisco and Boston
November 20th, 2018 at 10:26am Rowdy Geirsson

Bankrupture, Cohabicution, Crucible of Unaffordability and more.


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Master Passion Feed: A Shopping Expedition Tribute to Nightwish
October 18th, 2018 at 12:08pm Rowdy Geirsson

“I didn’t want to be the one getting blamed for committing romanticide over a refusal to participate in stupid weekend errands.”


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A New Black Metal Record Shop is Coming to the Upscale Suburb Near You!
May 15th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson

It’s the area’s first-ever independent music and memorabilia shop dedicated exclusively to black metal and evil incarnate.


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A Metalhead’s Guide to the Academy of Country Music Awards
April 12th, 2018 at 4:12pm Rowdy Geirsson

Some metal picks for the 2018 country music song of the year!


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Defecating in the Woods is Not Power Metal: Ignominy to the Brave
March 6th, 2018 at 12:37pm Rowdy Geirsson

Warning: do not stop for Indian food before you head into nature for some peace and quiet.


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Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever
December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson

I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.


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