Punishing Pictorials 0 If Famous Metal Musicians Had Tinder Profiles March 28th, 2017 at 1:43pm MetalSucks Includes members of Metallica, All That Remains, Suicide Silence, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Fifteen Paperback Covers from the ’80s That are Metal as Fuck March 27th, 2017 at 2:34pm MetalSucks These could so easily be the covers of metal albums.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Broadway Musicals Were About Metal Bands… March 15th, 2017 at 2:48pm MetalSucks Includes Avenged Sevenfold, King Diamond, Manowar, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Twenty More of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time March 14th, 2017 at 12:55pm MetalSucks The best of the worst.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Behold, the Heavy Metal Kellyanne Conway Couch Meme March 3rd, 2017 at 4:36pm MetalSucks Includes Metallica, Manowar, Judas Priest, Gojira, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Band Pictograms, Anyone? February 27th, 2017 at 2:58pm MetalSucks Can you guess which metal band each of these photos represents?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Oscars 2017 Edition February 20th, 2017 at 2:56pm MetalSucks Includes Suicide Silence, King Diamond, Animals as Leaders, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Metal Band Promo Photos of All Time February 10th, 2017 at 11:44am MetalSucks Sad but true: these are all real.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Rewritten Slayer Lyrics Reflect the Band’s New, Conservative Views January 25th, 2017 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Time for Slayer to stop pretending to be the most rebellious and angry metal band ever.
Punishing Pictorials 0 More Popular Metal Albums with Clickbait Titles January 24th, 2017 at 4:04pm MetalSucks Including Slayer, Tool, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 These Metal Albums are Turning Thirty Years Old in 2017 January 10th, 2017 at 3:58pm MetalSucks Includes albums by Guns N’ Roses, Anthrax, Napalm Death, Mötley Crüe, Faith No More, and tons of others.
Punishing Pictorials 0 These Metal Albums are Turning Ten or Twenty Years Old in 2017 January 4th, 2017 at 4:31pm MetalSucks Sorry to make you feel old, gramps.
Punishing Pictorials 0 What Do Your Favorite Metal Musicians’ Christmas Trees Look Like? December 20th, 2016 at 12:18pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Guns N’ Roses, Metallica, Emperor, Gojira, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Some of the Best and Worst Metal Band Lower Back Tattoos November 30th, 2016 at 10:59am MetalSucks “It seemed like a good idea at the time…”
Punishing Pictorials 0 The New Kellyanne Conway/Donald Trump Metal Meme is Here to Brighten Your Day November 29th, 2016 at 2:36pm MetalSucks Finally, these two are good for something.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metallica Through the Ages: A Pictorial Retrospective November 18th, 2016 at 11:38am MetalSucks We look back at some of Metallica’s proudest moments!
Punishing Pictorials 0 12 Cats That Look Like Abbath November 10th, 2016 at 1:17pm Vince Neilstein Because we could all use some cat photos this week.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Suggestions for Future Marilyn Manson Album Titles November 3rd, 2016 at 3:33pm MetalSucks INB4H8RS
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Donald Trump Made Metal Albums October 11th, 2016 at 2:29pm MetalSucks Featuring Trumpified albums by Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, Pantera, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If These Classic Books Were About Metal… October 6th, 2016 at 2:16pm MetalSucks Featuring Metallica, Lamb of God, Faith No More, Mastodon, and more.
