What the...?? 0 Former Kiss Guitarist Vinnie Vincent Defends High Price for New Single January 4th, 2026 at 3:34pm Smokey Goretooth A $200 single is wild, low key.
Friggin' Danzig 0 She Rots: Glenn Danzig Gave Away This Absolutely Feral Fridge December 17th, 2025 at 1:03pm Hesher Keenan Mother, tell your children not to open Danzig’s fridge….
What the...?? 0 Bruno Mars Covers Nirvana with Members of Guns N’ Roses & Red Hot Chili Peppers at Company Xmas Party December 13th, 2025 at 2:23pm Smokey Goretooth But most of us just get a pizza party.
What the...?? 0 Vitriol’s Kyle Rasmussen Satirically Turns into Alter Ego “Preta” December 10th, 2025 at 5:10pm Smokey Goretooth Sometimes it’s fun to be the villain.
What the...?? 0 Ozzy’s “Secret Daughter” Sends Blood and Toenails to Sharon Osbourne November 15th, 2025 at 2:37pm Smokey Goretooth Where’s Maury when you need him?
What the...?? 0 Sleep Token Team Accused of Taking Down Tattoo Artist IG for Band-Inspired Tattoos October 11th, 2025 at 4:23pm Smokey Goretooth This is so wack.
What the...?? 0 Ripped to Shreds’ Andrew Lee Blasted for Master Controversy October 10th, 2025 at 8:00pm Smokey Goretooth Well this is a mess.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Sanguisugabogg Claim They Were Threatened at Gunpoint by Venue Staff, Call for Immediate Ban August 2nd, 2025 at 12:08pm MetalSucks WTF
What the...?? 0 Private Function Release “Goopy” Vinyl Variant that Smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina May 24th, 2025 at 12:59pm Smokey Goretooth Who asked for this?
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons’ Rationalization for Charging $12K to Be His Roadie? “Nobody’s Ever Done It” March 26th, 2025 at 4:33pm Hesher Keenan Maybe there’s a reason for that, Gene.
News 0 Gel’s Streaming Accounts Got Hacked With Some Fake Ass AI Song March 23rd, 2025 at 2:22pm Smokey Goretooth The internet is so damn dumb sometimes.
What the...?? 0 Slaughter to Prevail’s Alex Terrible to be Immortialized with Bear Wrestling Statue March 15th, 2025 at 1:20pm Smokey Goretooth How terrible of him.
What the...?? 0 Turns Out Conor McGregor’s a Limp Bizkit Fan and Honestly That Tracks March 11th, 2025 at 3:21pm Hesher Keenan You don’t want to run into him during “Break Stuff”.
What the...?? 0 Only Gene Simmons Would Charge You $12,495 to Be His Roadie March 7th, 2025 at 3:29pm Hesher Keenan Hopefully someone else has to carry his jock…
What the...?? 0 Survey Suggests You Sickos Like Listening to Deftones and System of a Down While You Sh*t February 14th, 2025 at 5:16pm Hesher Keenan I watched a change… in poo…
What the...?? 0 AI CEO Makes Dumb Claim That Musicians Hate Making Music January 20th, 2025 at 11:56am Haela Huntress This might be the dumbest take I’ve heard on AI.
What the...?? 0 Tommy Lee’s Wife Says He Showers ‘Once A Week,’ Adding a Horrific Layer to Those Dick Pics December 23rd, 2024 at 11:00am Hesher Keenan Lean in and take a huge whiff.
What the...?? 0 Tim “Ripper” Owens Thinks Judas Priest Purposely Books Their Shows to Screw KK’s Priest December 19th, 2024 at 3:14pm Hesher Keenan Riiiiiiiiiight
What the...?? 0 David Ellefson Joins Tone Deaf Boomer Gene Simmons in Saying “Rock is Dead in America” December 5th, 2024 at 4:08pm Hesher Keenan Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb..
What the...?? 0 Fu*k This Metalcore Vocalist for Scamming People with Fake Cancer Diagnosis November 21st, 2024 at 12:44pm Hesher Keenan It’s so bad that his band broke up.
