The Webernets 0 PRETTY EIGHT MACHINE: NINE INCH NAILS IN 8-BIT June 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein I thought the whole rendering metal tracks in 8-bit fad […]
This Sucks 0 TODAY IN SH*TTY HEALTH NEWS: CHI CHENG HAS PNEUMONIA AND JACK OSBOURNE HAS MS June 18th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg These two stories really have nothing to do with another […]
This Sucks 0 ANIMALS AS LEADERS GEAR STOLEN FROM LOS ANGELES HOME, NEED YOUR HELP TO TRACK DOWN CULPRITS ONLINE June 17th, 2012 at 1:25pm Kip Wingerschmidt (PHOTO CREDIT: Adam Gasson) Late last night the guys from […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX GETS AN INTERN June 17th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks MY PRESENCE IS RADIANT AS THE CROWN ON THE PHALLUS […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 SATURDAY SONG TO [TRAGICALLY] LIVE FREE TO June 16th, 2012 at 5:56pm Vince Neilstein I wish I could say I hate Powerman 5000 with […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BRONIES June 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DON’T WE LOVE GLENN DANZIG? June 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch The time is now half-past bongload on […]
Tour de Force 0 JOHN PETRUCCI, JEFF LOOMIS AND TOSIN ABASI ANNOUNCE SUMMER “SHRED ‘TIL YOU’RE DEAD” TOUR! June 15th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks (click to enlarge) In what is undoubtedly the blockbuster guitar […]
Greatest Hits 0 Having a Rough Day? Try Hatebreed Motivational Posters! June 15th, 2012 at 3:20pm MetalSucks
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 HERE’S A SEXY NEW PROMO PHOTO OF ENSIFERUM June 15th, 2012 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein It’s a slow news day. Not that Ensiferum aren’t newsworthy […]
Tour de Force 0 BLACK SHEEP TOUR June 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hopefully MetalSucks readers are already hip to Black Sheep Wall’s No […]
\m/ 0 THIS LITTLE KID IS ALREADY AWESOME June 15th, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg By the time I learned about D.R.I., my voice was […]
New Stuff 0 NACHTMYSTIUM ARE LIVING ON BORROWED HOPE AND BROKEN DREAMS June 15th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg “Borrowed Hope and Broken Dreams,” a new track from Nachtmystium’s […]
New Stuff 0 MOSH MOSH MOSH! NEW GHOSTLIMB UP IN THIS BITCH June 15th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Do you like to mosh?? Are you pressed for time?? […]
Metal Merch 0 MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS June 15th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg In an effort to compete with Kiss Koffins (and urns) […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 VIDEO: FAN OF BAND YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF BITES RAT’S HEAD OFF June 15th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg A “fan” recently bit the head off of a rat […]
New Stuff 0 PERIPHERY CATCH “SCARLET” FEVER June 15th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Update, 2:11 pm: Now there’s an official stream! Check it […]
Grand Slams 0 GRAND SLAMS: ROOKIE EXCITEMENT June 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks A lot has been made of the supposed “Year of […]
Contests 0 PHOTO CAPTION CONTES: WIN A WIZARD RIFLE “BONG”-COLORED LIMITED EDITION VINYL June 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Who’ll be the coolest kids at this summer’s shows with […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: STREAM THE NEW ELECTRIC WIZARD FLEXI DISC! June 14th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
