Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 THE LAST COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF 2011: WIN A COPY OF MY DYING BRIDE’S THE BARGHEST O’ WHITBY! December 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to readers Jason K. Zuehlke, Joshua Ray Jacobs, and […]
Cinemetal 20 TRAILER FOR WEST MEMPHIS THREE DOCUMENTARY PARADISE LOST 3: PURGATORY December 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky’s third, and presumably final, documentary about […]
What the...?? 500 WTF: LISTENABLE SIGNS RAP GROUPS NOW?!?! December 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Everyone’s always complainin’ about how Roadrunner doesn’t sign metal bands […]
Unsigned and Unholy 110 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: BEYOND THE EPILOGUE, ABSENCE OF LIGHT, GRUMUSIC December 13th, 2011 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein I’ve some special treats for you today, loyal Suckalos. Our […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 IN SOMNIPHOBIA: ELIRAN KANTOR MADE ANOTHER GORGEOUS ALBUM COVER FOR SIGH December 13th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg All metal fans should be familiar with the work of […]
The Webernets 530 IT’S DO-OR-DIE TIME: HELP PREVENT THE “STOP ONLINE PIRACY ACT”! December 13th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The Stop Online Piracy act, or SOPA, is a scary, […]
Cinemetal 260 “TRIP THE DARKNESS” VID: LACUNA COIL MEET THEIR DOPPLEGÄNGERS December 13th, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg As part of an ongoing to effort to prove they’re […]
Tour de Force 90 DUFF MCKAGAN REALLY IS GOING TO OPEN FOR GUNS N’ ROSES December 13th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg In October, Axl Rose told That Metal Show that Duff McKagan’s […]
Editorials 150 NPR AND THEIR FAMOUS FRIENDS REMEMBER DEATH’S CHUCK SCHULDINER December 13th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Ten years ago today Death mastermind Chuck Schuldiner died of […]
New Stuff 140 THOSE FOUR SORTA-NEW METALLICA SONGS ARE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE NOW December 13th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So as everyone and their mother is aware by now, […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 150 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE DECEMBER 13, 2011 EDITION December 13th, 2011 at 10:40am Vic Vaughn Well, here we are. As Metalsucks will be closing up […]
Tour de Force 600 NEW ENGLAND METAL AND HARDCORE FEST ANNOUNCES 2012 LINEUP, AND IT’S PRETTY SWEET December 13th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The full lineup for the 2012 edition of the New […]
Necessary Roughness 390 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 14: MARION BARBER FOR PRESIDENT December 12th, 2011 at 4:40pm MetalSucks Another week of football, another week of amazing finishes and […]
Freeloader 160 FREELOADER: AUSTRALIAN EDITION December 12th, 2011 at 4:00pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Viral Vomit 400 FUTURE EX-MRS. NEILSTEIN PERFORMING MASTODON’S “OBLIVION” ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT December 12th, 2011 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein -VN Thanks: Andrew McCann
The Webernets 440 METAL’S MOST PRETENTIOUS BAND IS SORRY December 12th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Back in August, I wrote about Envinity, a band whose […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 SOMEWHERE INSANE: BRUCE DICKINSON WENT LOONEY THERE FOR A MINUTE December 12th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF I was a teenager when singer Bruce Dickinson departed Iron […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 470 BEING UNTALENTED IS NO LONGER WES SCANTLIN’S BIGGEST CRIME December 12th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg An unfortunate number of you probably remember Wes Scantlin, who […]
Music Premieres 240 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: NYLITHIA’S “VEIN OF CREATION” December 12th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Vancouver’s Nylithia have become one of my favorite unsigned metal […]
\m/ 60 A GLIMPSE OF THE GUNS N’ ROSES THAT ALMOST WAS: ZAKK WYLDE JAMS WITH AXL ROSE December 12th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So the young ‘uns might not remember this, but back […]
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