Viral Vomit 100 COOKIE MONSTER VS. RAMMSTEIN December 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Rammstein seem to be the subjects of a whole lot […]
The Dreadful Demo Files 540 THE DREADFUL DEMO FILES: THE DECEMBER 2009 EDITION, PART III (AKA THE BEST PROMO PACKAGE EVER MADE) December 11th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein [A series of absolutely dreadful demos to grace the doorstep […]
Haterade 740 (HED)P.E. HAVE A NEW VIDEO. LULZ! December 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Rejected by even the lowest also-ran nu-metal mooks, (hed)p.e. have […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 250 AXL ROSE STILL HAS ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES December 11th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So you may have heard this story that Axl Rose […]
Editorials 440 I THOUGHT GLENN DANZIG WAS MY FRIEND, BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY A WARLOCK December 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remember the video for Danzig’s “Mother?” With the requisite blond […]
Readers' Choice 110 WHAT THE F*CK IS “LOCRACY?” December 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Joseph Daniel Salas suggested we check out Locracy from […]
New Stuff 100 NEW LUDICRA IS LUDICROUS December 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Shame on me for just recently discovering Ludicra. But three […]
Metal Jewery 100 HANUKKAH GONE METAL! December 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein As all of you goyim may or may not be […]
Br00tal-lists 440 ANOTHER LIST TO TEAR EACH OTHER’S JUGULARS OUT OVER December 11th, 2009 at 11:03am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks’ own year-end lists (each writer is doing his own) […]
Music Dorkery 170 AN EPIC PIANO COVER OF TOOL’S “VICARIOUS” December 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Tool are another example of a band that aren’t being […]
\m/ 540 HOW ANNOYING ARE METAL FANS? December 11th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein [from GraphJam, via MS Uber-Maniac Josh Kidd]
Contests 2250 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN MUSIC SKINS SIGNED BY COHEED & CAMBRIA! December 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The two winners of last week’s funny photo caption contest […]
New Stuff 270 TRIPTYKON WILL WAX THAT ASS December 10th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s been well over a year since Thomas Gabriel Fischer […]
Reviews 310 I DISAPPEARER December 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez When it comes to metal and hardcore, 2009 has been […]
Viral Vomit 60 “WHAT MIGHT RAMMSTEIN LOOK LIKE IF THEY PLAYED SALSA MUSIC?” December 10th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Funny you should ask; MS reader Luis Flores Moreno sent […]
Show Reviews 560 WILL BARONESS TAKE THE COVETED BEST LIVE SET OF THE YEAR AWARD TWO YEARS IN A ROW? December 10th, 2009 at 3:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Last year Baroness played a truly stellar set that left […]
New Stuff 220 THE BINARY CODE WANT TO TELL YOU A “STORY” December 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh boy oh boy. We’re less than a week away […]
Editorials 300 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON WHY THE JESUS LIZARD IS THE BEST BAND EVER December 10th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I was visiting friends and family in Chicago around Thanksgiving […]
Black Collar Workers 210 SO I GUESS ROADRUNNER RECORDS IS STILL SIGNING METAL BANDS AFTER ALL December 10th, 2009 at 12:59pm Vince Neilstein After the fracas that ensued following my post about the […]
Haterade 600 I BET MY MAKE-UP ARTIST CAN BEAT UP YOUR MAKE-UP ARTIST December 10th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Jared Piers e-mailed us about this unsigned band from […]