Music Dorkery 120 BEHIND THE BOARDS OF TEXTURES’ “AWAKE” September 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you’ve ever wondered what goes into tracking and recording […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 9) September 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut […]
What the...?? 190 ENSIFERUM MAKE THE LAZIEST VIDEO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like Ensiferum. Seriously, I do. But what the fuck […]
Cinemetal 130 YOU HAD ME AT “RWAKE” September 8th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rwake is a band we don’t write about as much […]
Interviews 300 LUNA MORTIS’ MARY ZIMMER ON LYRICS, POLITICS, AND SINGING VERSUS SCREAMING September 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you enjoy melodic death-tinged power metal – and really, […]
Music Dorkery 740 SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT THE USE OF THE TERM “CORE” September 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, I received the following e-mail from reader Parker […]
\m/ 120 NOW YOU CAN BE TR00 AND KVLT EVEN WHEN YOU’RE WIPING YOUR ASS September 8th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Dear Makers of Black Toilet Paper, You are welcome for […]
\m/ 320 RAMMSTEIN GET “PUSSY” September 8th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This image came from a Rammstein fan e-mailer that MS […]
Cinemetal 140 DEATH UNITES PARADISE LOST September 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We haven’t spent nearly enough time here talking about Paradise […]
New Stuff 120 RESISTANCE TO REVOCATION’S EXISTENCE IS FUTILE September 8th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein You know how your parents always used to tell you […]
...And F*ck You Too 520 THE WORST GUITAR SOLO EVER September 8th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I started learning to play guitar when I was eleven. […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 400 SATURDAY ONE-MANNED-BAND TO GRIND GEARS TO: B U L B September 5th, 2009 at 4:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt Ever since energy drinks became the new weed, there are […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE ENJOYED THE FRUITS OF OUR LABORS September 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s Labor Day weekend here in the U.S., which means […]
Cinemetal 740 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER GO BOWLING September 4th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Not much to say here… Deflorate is awesome, and so […]
\m/ 490 SHADOWS FALL F*CK UP JIMMY FALLON’S GREEN ROOM, SLAY HIS AUDIENCE September 4th, 2009 at 1:02pm Axl Rosenberg Below is video of Shadows Fall on Late Night with […]
Viral Vomit 870 AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GIRL IN THIS VIDEO September 4th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Whomever You Are, Marry me. Love, Double-Jew Axl Rosenberg […]
Cinemetal 230 MORE ON THE RETURN OF BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD September 4th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know that this is only peripherally related to metal, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 WOODSTOCK IS METAL, AND SO ARE THREE September 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Monday is Labor Day here in the States, which means […]
Haterade 1000 SLEEPER CELL SHOULD GO BACK TO SLEEP September 4th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is not a test. This is a real music […]
\m/ 390 BEST CHART EVER? September 4th, 2009 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg -AR [from Cracked, by way of Metal Injection]
