Necrolust 60 WRECK OF THE HESPERUS ARE DOOMED TO SUFFER June 27th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks With a cadre of screaming car alarms, vividly argumentative neighbors, […]
Br00tal-lists 490 “GRIM KIM” KELLY’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 11:00am MetalSucks I’m only an occasional contributor to this fine website, but […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 530 JUPITER‘S RETURN: THE ATHEIST INTERVIEW (PART ONE) October 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Anso DF The return of Atheist was destined. After all, it comes […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
Hardcore Super Starr 1600 HARDCORE SUPER STARR: ADULT FILM ACTRESS BOBBI STARR DISCUSSES F*CKING LIKE A PORN STAR TO METALLICA’S RIDE THE LIGHTNING April 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ve often been asked, “What is your favorite music to […]
Metal Jewery 380 YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT METALLICA WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE PASSOVER STORY March 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Passover starts at sundown tonight! If you’re like me and […]
Music Dorkery 180 MORE ACAPELLA METAL THAT’S BETTER THAN VAN CANTO: JUD JUD AND DOKAKA March 4th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the more fun parts of guesting on last […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 METALLICA ARE FRANCAIS POUR UNE NUIT October 19th, 2009 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not convinced that any live DVD filmed after about […]
Reviews 150 SATYRICON’S NERO: HE’S JUST A ROMAN January 20th, 2009 at 4:00pm Anso DF There are at least a couple reasons to watch that […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 6 OF 8 December 26th, 2008 at 6:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks Maniac Nikki Moody correctly answered last night’s trivia question […]
Ask Anton OyVey 90 ASK ANTON OYVEY August 22nd, 2008 at 4:03pm MetalSucks Hey! Now Anton OyVey has a Facebook page! Check it […]
Cinemetal 270 WE MAY NOT HAVE A NEW METALLICA ALBUM YET, BUT… May 5th, 2008 at 1:06pm Vince Neilstein … at least the band just released some footage of […]
Contests 110 HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH: NIGHT 4 OF 8 December 7th, 2007 at 5:33pm Vince Neilstein The winner to last night’s contest asking what Metallica song […]
Cinemetal 110 DOKAKA: NOT JUST A EUPHEMISM FOR POOP October 18th, 2007 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know much about Dokaka other than the fact […] http://www.metalcovenant.com/humor/dokaka_angel_of_death.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Album of the Day 20 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… April 3rd, 2007 at 7:05am Axl Rosenberg METALLICA, RIDE THE LIGHTNING This is, obviously, a totally kick-ass […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sacred Reich to Begin Recording Their Next Album This Coming April November 24th, 2023 at 2:04pm Hesher Keenan Better late than never.
New Stuff 0 Lockin’ Out Records Releases Riley Gale’s Cicadas Comic Anthology November 7th, 2023 at 9:26am Mandy Scythe Riley is leaving a hell of a legacy behind.
News 0 Year of the Knife Share Another Health Update July 16th, 2023 at 1:00pm Mandy Scythe There are numerous ways to support the band through this tough time.
Br00tal-lists 0 Saint Patrick’s Doom and Sludge – 20 Irish Metal Bands March 17th, 2023 at 1:43pm Ryan Dyer You don’t need the luck of the Irish to enjoy these bands.
Br00tal-lists 0 International Mosh: 15 Extreme Chilean Metal Bands August 15th, 2022 at 12:35pm Ryan Dyer Bands like Atomic Aggressor, Slaughtbbath, and Unaussprechlichen Kulten are on the list.