Music Dorkery 0 Megadeth Now Tune Down One Full Step to Accommodate Dave Mustaine’s Vocals August 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine’s battle cry: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME METALLICA WERE ALREADY DOING THIS?!?!”
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Terrorized the Squares June 28th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Motörhead, Norma Jean, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
Editorials 0 Geoff Tate is Actually Doing Something Kinda Cool/Funny April 29th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg New contest invites fans to tell him how bad his new Queensrÿche album blows.
Poetry In Motion 0 ASG Used Papyrus Font in Their New Lyric Video April 3rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The horror!!!! (srsly)
New Stuff 0 Kalmah Tell a “Windlake Tale” April 3rd, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Check out the first song from the band’s horrendously-titled new album, Seventh Swamphony.
Tour de Force 0 BREAKING: Baroness Confirmed for Bonnaroo 2013 February 19th, 2013 at 2:02pm Axl Rosenberg Fest appearance could mark their return to the stage as a full band.
Cinemetal 0 The Gore Ain’t the Most Upsetting Part of the New Video from The Plot in You February 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg That honor is taken by the horrendous muzak.
Br00tal-lists 0 More 2012 Year-End Lists to Argue Over: The Village Voice, Exclaim, Loudwire and Metal Injection December 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Are you sick of year-end lists yet? Too bad!
Br00tal-lists 0 Stereogum Thinks These Are the Top 40 Metal Albums of 2012 December 11th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein … and who are we to argue? Who am I kidding, let’s argue anyway.
Br00tal-lists 0 Kip Wingerschmidt’s Top Fifteen Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 3:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt Eryn Non Dae! Dysrhythmia! Trioscapes!
Br00tal-lists 0 Abysmal Shawn’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2012 December 4th, 2012 at 9:30am MetalSucks Periphery! Municipal Waste! Between The Buried And Me!
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2012, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part II December 3rd, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of The Black Dahlia Murder, Periphery, Old Man Gloom, Blackguard, Hooded Menace, 7 Horns 7 Eyes, Exumer, Birth A.D., Fetus Stench, and VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC.
New Stuff 0 Jesus Has Not Helped Brian Welch Become a Better Songwriter October 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Former Korn guitarist’s new song no less shitty than the rest of his output.
Cinemetal 0 NO, ISSA, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STOP ANY TIME YOU LIKE October 17th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with Enslaved.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: SEPTEMBER 11, 2012 September 11th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Ahhh, sorry bros … no new musics today … PSYCHE! […]
Show Reviews 0 MY SUMMER VACATION: VAN HALEN July 3rd, 2012 at 10:30am Corey Mitchell photo credit: Jay Nanda/San Antonio Metal Music Examiner I am old […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF SOULFLY’S ENSLAVED! June 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to readers Greg Burrus and Sam Goulas, both of whom correctly identified last […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF SOME PIECE OF SH*T ALBUM FROM SOME PIECE OF SH*T BAND June 19th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to readers Phil Inzurriaga and Ethan Ebeling, both of whom correctly […]
This Sucks 0 TODAY IN SH*TTY HEALTH NEWS: CHI CHENG HAS PNEUMONIA AND JACK OSBOURNE HAS MS June 18th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg These two stories really have nothing to do with another […]
The Webernets 0 “YOU GOT A F*CKIN’ PROBLEM? YOU GOT A F*CKIN’ PROBLEM! I’M MIKE! SO SHUT THE F*CK UP!” March 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’ve ever wanted to watch a slightly out of […]