And they’ll allegedly tour in the summer.

Also: Steel Panther will be releasing an acoustic album, Darkest Hour post Judas Priest and Minor Threat covers and Through the Eyes of the Dead release a new demo.

Izzy Stradlin and Steven Adler: still not coming back?

“Whatever happened to no news is good news?” tweets someone associated with the band.

MetalSucks co-head honchos Axl Rosenberg and Vince Neilstein will be on the air spinning their favorite metal jams and chewing the cud with the station’s DJs TODAY! Tune in on the Internet or call in to speak with them.

But has anyone confirmed with the proprietor of the local pizzeria?

First Buckethead, now Bumblefoot. Next up: Brambledick.

Fantasy casting time! Who will have to learn a whole lotta GN’R material in the coming months???

The band loses its ninth guitarist.

But what will it actually BE???

Or, “A Lesson in Starting Your Own Website and Becoming a Professional Blogger.”

I’m totally messing with you, it’s just some live recordings from back in the day.

I’m sure Axl Rose is delighted by the news.

There goes guitarist #9.

Is there any hope of it being good?

Not.

Sure, sure, AND it will come with free handies from Axl Rose himself.

Tweet suggests he could be theirs… again!

Axl Rose returns to the City of Sin for a second round… of wings!

From your Axl to our Axl, take a rose-gun celebratory leak…