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Fallujah, Archspire and Lorna Shore Announce Spring U.S. Tour Dates, Including SXSW
January 15th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

…Joe’s Grotto 3/18 Austin, TX @ SXSW showcase 3/20 Austin, TX @ SXSW showcase 3/21 Mission, TX @ Never Say Never Fest 3/22 Fort Worth, TX @ Quik Trip Park…


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
Three Prog Bands Working on New Albums Right Now: Dream Theater, TesseracT and Scar Symmetry
January 9th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

…Dan Tompkins, who sang on the band’s 2011’s debut One, is now back in the fold after two other vocalists have come and gone. That’s alright, I guess, although I…


Green Eggs and Slam 0
What ur favorite metal band says about u
January 8th, 2015 at 4:00pm Sergeant D

…of the legs dragging thru the mud puddles in the parking lot while she loudly argues with her sister on a flip phone. AGALLOCH u have a masters in creative…


Tour de Force 0
MetalSucks Presents: The Contortionist, Revocation, Fallujah and Toothgrinder, 2015 North American Tour
December 17th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

…parked at home with Xvideos.com loaded up on their computer with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues nearby. Thankfully The Contortionist are brave enough to head out on…


The Webernets 0
Blake Judd’s Metal-Archives.com Entry is Hilarious
December 16th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein

This morning I saw a news item about Corrections House postponing the rest of their tour and I got to thinking of Nachtmystium’s Blake Judd, vis-a-vis the Sanford Parker connection….


Green Eggs and Slam 0
2015 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
December 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

…in the mid-00s, “metalcore” meant “kids in girl jeans, white belts and Draven shoes playing melodeath riffs with chug parts” aka ATTHEGATESCORE. Aside from a few brave holdouts like PARKWAY…


Black Collar Workers 0
Linkin Park Fire Their Managers for Making Them Too Successful
December 12th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

…Park are one of the last bands who have may have a legitimate claim to being “rock stars,” if we define “rock star” as someone who is “famous,” wherein we…


Mark for War 0
Mark For War: UFC.M.
December 10th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks

…fight in Iowa three years ago. He squared off with another drunk asshole over nonsense. They began by throwing punches at each other, like any other bar fight in history….


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0
This Guy’s Anti-Babymetal Argument is Perfectly Rational
December 10th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

…person of legal drinking age should reserve for actual crimes against humanity, such as genocide, war, and trying to find a legal parking spot in Manhattan. Then again, Billy is…


Remembering Dimebag Darrell 0
Remembering Dimebag Darrell Ten Years Later: GWAR’s Pustulus Maximus
December 8th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

…spark was there, and it really pushed me to where I am in my career today. Dime was an incredibly unique player as well, and hard to duplicate. I have…


Black Collar Workers 0
How an Unsigned Metal Band Broke Even on a 27-Date Tour
December 4th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

…the van most nights in Walmart parking lots. Now that we are making a bit more money, we splurge on hotels sometimes if we don’t have a friend who can…


Br00tal-lists 0
Mighty Monkey Wingerschmidt’s Totally Awesome, Kickass List Of Fifteen Pretty Good Albums From 2014
December 2nd, 2014 at 3:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt

…Come” (and read my album review) 11. Mastodon – Once More ‘Round the Sun (Reprise) Another Mastodon album, another spark of debate about how this legendary band is losing its…


Br00tal-lists 0
Chuck & Godless’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2014
December 2nd, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks

…and critics who just cannot accept this is not Blackwater Park II. Listen: “Faith in Others” 5. Devin Townsend Project – Z² (InsideOut) No one can explain a Devin Townsend…


Br00tal-lists 0
Angus Jung’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2014
December 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks

…perfect motorcycle music, too. Listen: “FML” 9. Linkin Park – The Hunting Party (Warner Bros.) I wonder if people who make fun of the fact that all of Linkin Park’s…


The Webernets 0
Singer for Crappy Band Proves He Could be the Singer for a Different Crappy Band
November 26th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Apparently, people on the internet have been saying for years that Threat Signal vocalist Jon Howard sounds like Linkin Park vocalist Chester Bennington. So now Howard has gone ahead and…


Mark for War 0
Mark for War: Stingsgiving
November 26th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks

…were lagging and they needed a spark. I think the company is pretty set with talent right now, and his presecene will be icing on the cake through Wrestlemania season….


This Sucks 0
The Acacia Strain’s Parked Van Hit By Drunk Driver
November 26th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

…worse after (or possibly during) the tour stop in Hartford, CT last night: a drunk driver hit The Acacia Strain’s van, which was parked at the time, further proving that…


Viral Vomit 0
Things Metal Vocalists Say
November 25th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

…“things X type of people say” thing is really old now, there’s no denying that, once again, Mr. Dines has hit the nail square on the head. I mean… “Have…


Tour de Force 0
System of a Down Announce Arena Tour Commemorating 100th Anniversary of Armenian Genocide
November 24th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

…Cologne/Germany @ Lanxess Arena 04/14 Lyon/France @ La Halle Tony Garnier 04/16 Brussels/Belgium @ Forest National 04/17 Amsterdam/Netherlands @ Ziggo Dome 04/20 Moscow/Russia @ Olympisky 04/23 Yerevan/Armenia @ Republic Square…


Metal Merch 0
The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2014
November 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

…boo doesn’t have a square inch of grass to call a lawn, one of these bad boys will look great on his or her book shelf at only 8.5″ in…


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