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Green Eggs and Slam


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WHY BANDS FAIL: they are bad, stupid and/or lazy
February 2nd, 2016 at 11:00am Sergeant D

More invaluable career advice from Sergeant D.!


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POLL: What is the best METALCORE band of all times???
December 14th, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. says that choosing just one metalcore band is like asking someone to choose which one of their children they love the most, because they’re all great in their own way!


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Why Digital Panhandling is Embarrassing and Dumb
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:30pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. takes a stand against crowdfunding.


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NEW JAMZ 4 U: Goliath, Culture Killer & Kublai Khan
November 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. uses his power as an influential, tastemaking blogger to share some of his favorite new music-


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Is ZANYCORE the worst genre of music???
October 27th, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. takes down Mr. Bungle, Iwrestledabearonce, I Set My Friends on Fire, Dr. Acula, and more.


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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: Musical innovation died with MySpace :(
October 19th, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. gets sentimental and explains why the fallen social network was still the best social network.


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Why bands should stop whining about Facebook and Spotify [*click here*]
October 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. is an actual expert on digital marketing, and here’s to help.


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Which is better, metal or hardcore? [**VOTE HERE**]
September 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. presents a fair, balanced and nuanced version of both sides of this debate .


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What should we do to save metal? (Spoiler warning: destroy it)
September 2nd, 2015 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. is the hero the scene needs, not the one it deserves.


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BURN HALO (ex-18 VISIONS) release new #hardrock single
July 21st, 2015 at 11:00am Sergeant D

Jame Shart is ahead of the curve, as always.


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Which is more important, writing good songs or being rly good at ur instrument???
May 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. wonders: why do metal fans seemingly fetishize technique over everything else, including good songwriting?


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What is the most overrated band in metal???
May 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. asserts that Tool, Faith No More, Deftones, and Behemoth all belong on the list.


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Spencer Sotelo is the new SKRILLEX [mall screamo is BACK, bb]
April 14th, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. on the new team-up between From First to Last and Periphery’s vocalist.


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Album of the day: V/A Cry Now, Cry Later Vol 2
April 6th, 2015 at 11:00am Sergeant D

Sergeant D. celebrates the LA scene’s grimy take on power violence.


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Wat do u think of this year’s WARPED TOUR lineup??
March 31st, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. on the good, the bad, and the rest of this year’s bill.


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Album of the day: NECRO The Pre-Fix For Death
March 4th, 2015 at 10:30am Sergeant D

Sergeant D. agrees that most rap-metal is terrible — but asserts that Necro’s 2004 release is an exception.


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PAPA ROACH is djent now
February 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Sergeant D

Sergeant D. is impressed with the band’s, uh, “transition.”


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What ur favorite metal band says about u
January 8th, 2015 at 4:00pm Sergeant D

It’s just like the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator assessment, only, like, WAY more scientific.


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2015 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
December 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Sergeant D

As we gather here tonight, the state of our scene is strong.


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New genre alert: #EZCRAB
December 11th, 2014 at 3:00pm Sergeant D

The sensation that’s sweeping the nation!


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