…by the city so much, which kind of sucks. Like, every day is the exact same. Every day is the parking lot for us. Right. After awhile you’re just like,…

Well, no, not really. The above photo of alleged “song titles,” all references to MetalSucks’ favorite construction paper-animated satirical sitcom, comes from a studio blog the band has just launched…

…hit square into her ass. I repeat, my face hit a fat goth chick’s ass. She didnt topple, thank god, because I was under her. My neck hurt pretty bad,…

…Heavy Metal Parking Lot come to life, only with several more “special” parking spaces for the decidedly older crowd. The night started off with the triumphant return of Bay Area…

…battles, maybe some rap battles in the parking lot. Cool. Anything you want to add? We’ve got a special release coming out in October. The Blackening is going to get…

…which means you should probably spark up and listen to some stoner rock – we suggest Earthless, or perhaps Earth. Or listen to both simultaneously and let them cancel each…

…years, Russian Circles, a rockin’ instrumental prog outift who Vince interviewed earlier this year, and Eugene Mirman, a really funny absurdist comic from Park Slope, Brooklyn (he apparantly drinks at…

…A Metal Dude. I tried to get South Park’s Trey Parker and Matt Stone – they had that “Slayer scares hippies” episode. But again, richer than God, busy dudes, and…

…was like 3,000 square feet just for the fucking drums to be sitting in there. So it was really cool to have the space and a studio staff, and they…

You see, we do actually listen to everything you send us. (see the first installation from a couple of months ago) Loco – Seelenreiter Infernophonic – Spark It Up Enhahre…

…I was with a spry, pre-bearded yet still venerable Vincent Von Neilshtein, and shit — it was raining so hard that even though we parked right outside the building we…

…Hinders, and Linkin Parks – in trying to say something meaningful, they wind up with a mangled attempt at what most people would consider emotions. In the latter band’s case,…

…band. Pinnick, Tabor and Gaskill powered through a rough sound mix that didn’t get squared away until the 4th or 5th song and bass amp troubles that seemed to plague…

…are some bands you love but everyone else hates? I’m guessing we’ll see a lot of guilty pleasure mainstream metal acts (i.e. Disturbed, Linkin Park) and perhaps some other randoms….

…Templum (three times in a row!) all I wanted to do was spark up a bowl. Instead I opted for Lagavulin 16 Scotch whisky from the island of Islay. The…

…step up to the plate, and knock one out of the park, it’s time to explore other options. Ozzy could comb the known world looking for the next Zakk Wylde…

…though his true identity is still a mystery. No word yet as to whether fake Dave buys pot in Washington Square Park. Next up for Fake Dave; nose-enlarging surgery? -VN…

…way? Or is it that, in a sad way, nu metal never really died (see the ongoing success of Linkin Park, Disturbed, Korn, etc.)? I have no friggin’ idea what…

…to last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest: “Sarah Jessica Parker Bares All for Vanity Fair.” Well said! This week we’re giving away another awesome three-pack from Metal Blade Records: Hate…

…Square Garden show. This is notable for two reasons: Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson AT A FUCKING IRON MAIDEN CONCERT. I just puked a little. Guys, you missed the turnoff…