…exercise it rules). Watch the video below. Metal drum aficionados, close your eyes and see if you can identify each drummer’s style as the song progresses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5SStzrRanQ [via The PRP]…

…instead, I made her this playlist of metal songs you can TOTALLY dance to. I hope it helps you cut a rug… in the most extreme manner possible, natch. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXcMq3laHliW57eMKWTSgCcXbVfb6Vme…

…guys win one. Now the world can return to an order in which MetalSucks no longer writes favorable articles about Davey fucking Suicide… phew! Watch Davey’s update video below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-XPvHeufUo&feature=youtu.be…

…electronic/industrial. It’s a cool track, and I’m excited to hear more. Velcro Kid comes out November 4 on Sumerian Records and you can pre-order it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx92PAJxE18 [via Metal Injection]…

…a gaming franchise about heavily-armed soldiers blowing away monsters. Watch the Gears of War 4 trailer below, followed by Lissie’s video for “Nothing Else Matters.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji2aU4EdQww https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuXf2qaJjY [via Metal Hammer]…

…of Invisible Oranges. The song will appear on Anaal Nathrakh’s new album, The Whole of the Law, which comes out October 28th via Metal Blade. Pre-order it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQmAPs-qoao  …

…really matters. Check out the videos below, and if you haven’t seen a Periphery show live, you’re missing out. Their live performances are always excellent experiences. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUG4yv53teo [via The PRP]…

…that’s what director and animator Markus Hofko was going for? Either way, video rules. Watch below. Gojira head out for their North American headlining tour this week! Dates here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnRv4azfris&feature=youtu.be…

We know what it sounds like when you play Metallica off-tempo… but what happens when you tune Metallica down an entire step? This new video by YouTube’s Paranormal Guitar Channel…

…perform “I Didn’t Want To Join Your Stupid Cult Anyway” below. The band’s new album, Low Teens, drops Friday via Epitaph; you can pre-order it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLWbhBVuEuDkVw5u67yBu5c3vuPETUF8Vk&v=TP9qmazAsc4 [via The PRP]…

…running. But I leave it to any of you actual runners out there to suggest new/better additions in the comments section. Don’t forget to stretch. I’m told that’s important. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXcMq3laHlgZsLGrrEU2yiuD1fINRWps…

…Media on September 30th. Pre-order here. Upcoming tour dates below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DwXzUFE_uY&feature=youtu.be 10.20.2016 Berlin (Germany) – SO36 10.21.2016 Chemnitz (Germany) – AJZ 10.22.2016 Vienna (Austria) – Fuzzfest 10.23.2016 Munich (Germany) –…

…on Fire, and more! Follow Whitney on Twitter and Instagram! And make sure you don’t miss an episode of The Week in Metal by subscribing to MetalSucks on YouTube!!! https://youtu.be/hhlTfk2lysM…

…jarring at first, end up being quite cool and distinctly Anthrax. Also, he’s got the Roger Waters scowl totally nailed. Check out the videos below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVYAWcj39W8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeHwd0aY0xk [via The PRP]…

…that shit is getting old. Lose your shit to “Silent Authority” below. The band’s new EP, Gagging Order, is due to come out later this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvXCOQ1h-h8 [via Metal Underground]…

…graffiti on the wall, Tower 808, etc. “This Means War” is the title track from Volkor X’s most recent album; stream the whole thing and/or buy it on Bandcamp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhThbgtWwI…

Worst Week Ever Playlist — Week of September 12 – September 16, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXcMq3laHlhfuhAonCzO7nrNvrE9o0UQ Walmart’s webstore is now carrying some insanely violent anti-Trump shirts from Brujeria. New Ghost song? Don’t…

A YouTube user known as ‘Pluffnub‘ has created this, er, variation, let’s say, on Dragonforce’s “Through the Fire and Flames.” The gimmick? All the instruments have been slowed down: Drums…

The same Metal Hammer anniversary covers compilation thinger that spawned yesterday’s horrible Asking Alexandria cover of Slipknot’s “Duality” has also birthed some other almost-equally heinous arguments in favor of voluntary…

…interested in the nouveau philosophical Devil — he wants that classic epic evil. Check out “Arise” below. GosT’s Non Paradisi drops September 30th via Blood Music. Pre-order it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFoPYw55C_c…