About The Author Emperor Rhombus
Emperor Rhombus is the cantankerous Editor In Chief for MetalSucks, and accepts full responsibility for your chapped ass. His previous writing credits include Kerrang!, The Pit, Noisey, Revolver, Invisible Oranges (remember Scab Casserole?), RollingStone.com, and Boulder Weekly. He lives in Pennsylvania, and is a lifelong votary of his highborn nocturnal tyranny Count Dracula. Now, who wants a beer?