…watching Josh James, guitarist for Sumerian labelmates Stick To Your Guns, acting silly as Kimmel introduces the first song. Oh, Josh, you so crazy! Here’s video for ya: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uH1V6xuDWbM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xP7BDgrea4M…

…and one of them could have been Bryan Cranston, and one them could have been Carey Mulligan? I dunno, just thinking out loud here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6l2FEHr_Yzg http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CPCdOtOxdyM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DkDx0cmOSHk [via The PRP]…

…us know what you think in the comments section. The album is out now via Scarlet Records (order here), and non-U.S. residents can stream the whole thing through Deezer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neHy–BwRh0…

…siqqqqqqqqqqqq. Check it out below… if you like any of Grossmann’s other work, it’s impossible for me to imagine you won’t like this, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RsquqCDhKxI The Radial Covenant is available…

…by accident. FFDP’s label has done a good job keeping the track off of YouTube, so you’re all in luck — I can’t post it here. But it’s on Spotify…

…silly. But not bad silly! And the song certainly rips, which is the most important thing, natch. I wonder if Stan Lee would approve? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YflBqKgLyks “It’s Not Stanley, It’s Stan…

…has now produced “Cupping the Mic Works Wonders!”, which is all about… well, guess, dummy. Watch below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcYYAPySTNg&feature=youtu.be I love this guy! He’s like the Lewis Black of metal recording!…

…a terrific reminder that he dodged an armor piercing bullet. Enjoy these videos of the two performances, courtesy of someone’s cell phone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zwj3VSlKG2M http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=00G4dnjuaf4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5OjtDYD5-cc http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z-FAtAIsSJ4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-5dxGsfgtDc [via The PRP]…

…it’s a trailer for their upcoming tour, but it’s also a little something extra for BTBAM super-fans. I wonder how BTBAM fans are gonna greet Deafheaven? Should be interesting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OOGWW7FLCOY…

…will be detailing what happens between submitting the manuscript to my publishers and the book hitting the shelves. This will include art work updates (galley covers, etc.), perhaps some advance…

…What you think? Is deathcore going to lead to the eventual breakdown (eyyyy) of the metal scene or are bands finally figuring out how to step it up? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_IqEFAx_ao Lore…

…you, too, can be a bonafide Don Juan. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dscY4d8JCKU In related news, Dino Cazares has just announced an interview with Kindle Fitness to discuss dieting. [via Bring Back Glam!]…

…all. It felt as natural as Phil Anselmo performing with Kerry King, only, like, with dancing little girls and stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eRvLeUq9pg Y’know what I really would have wanted to see?…

…a hug. It didn’t go so well for him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CeOaX8bzVow#t=78 In case you can’t understand what Homme is saying, here’s a helpful transcription, courtesy of The PRP: “Don’t do that,…

…Sheehan and Broderick covering Dream Theater’s “A Change of Seasons.” Everything is available all in one place right here if you still find yourself wanting more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sms1gabsvE8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWGNfnim9HQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3S0LrM8yQc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qWurM6AWG8…

…Yes, I know, I know, sixteen minutes is an eternity in internet time, but I promise, every second is informative and entertaining. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baGlOc7VKIc This seems like an…

…m’wah!, perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oUaJ3_ydxE4 Watch more of the episode here (it’s the third segment). And since the song is catchier than herpes, you can also stream it via this handy Soundcloud…

…Volbeat, and I still think this clip deserves a ton of praise. Watch the video for “Lonesome Rider” below. It was directed by Rob Caggiano’s ponytail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7WdO9KhcUKE [via Classic Rock]…

…no way this expenditure of disposable income will disappoint. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7-o_zlIx-4&feature=youtu.be This year’s Decibel Magazine tour kicks off March 18. Get a complete list of tour dates and ticket links here….

…Stargazer, Kill The King)” – Metallica “This Is Your Life” – Dio Jeezy creezy! I can’t imagine all of these covers will be good — some of these artists will…