…contained in this video isn’t exactly “real” in the strictest definition of the word, well… it’s still highly entertaining! And beautifully shot, I might add. Give it a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=woE4lBE615I…

…this video sounds pretty rad, so I guess he’s already well on his way to landing on his feet. ANYWAY, enjoy this video while we eagerly await more details: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i_vI5jmB3c8…

…there are some images of adorable little piggies getting hacked up, so if you’re sensitive to that kinda thing)… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Y-FaB8x-k …and here’s their video for “Barbatus,” from the same album….

…genuine class unrest. I am being completely sincere when I tell you that very early on into listening to this, you may begin to weep. Fair warning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=B5NoXaSajq0 Thanks: J.A.M….

…riff that makes me wanna unironically scream “BOUNCE WIT IT!”, absence of the letter “h” and all. It’s pretty goddamn sweet. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sQ94t0il-gk Murderlust comes out October 22…

…doesn’t sound like he’s auditioning for Les Mis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4pw6EmsehGM “Lost Among Liars” will appear on Vulture Industries’ new album, The Tower, which comes out October 1 on Season of Mist….

…in the songwriting department, but I’m mainly posting this video because I’m impressed with their stage show; so solid, poised and tight for a bunch of dudes so young. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egu-o85fqA4…

…too hard on the lackluster visuals and instead give yourself over to the sweet, sweet lovemaking being performed on your ears, okay? And on that note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mb_XNE6IZIM [via Metal Injection]…

…makes me laugh. Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3zqgkg1iZIY Really someone should just get this dude a sitcom or Amy Schumer-style sketch/variety show or whatever. I would totally watch that shit, wouldn’t…

…and all those inclined to keep their black metal pure, frosty and grim 100% of the time. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MMGP_l-c98c Satyricon comes out on September 17th via Nuclear Blast….

…some things are terrific even when they’re kind of generic, like waffles and blowjobs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2KiGFsj_RP8 III: The Rommel Chronicles comes out October 29 on Metal Blade, and can be pre-ordered…

…music! Ppl just want something familiar but with a cool gimmick!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=312Sb-2PovA Ur gimmick does not have to be a visual one, it can be a musical one. Like how…

…Mötley Crüe, Kiss, Quiet Riot, and more… I hope it brings you as much joy as it did I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCrr_vkIqxs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ1IqhnqX4c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDhQetQB_Og http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghQxi_dVD4Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8spg0mLWMDM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AfLiu3PMgY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS6rBUvEavo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXX3tVh6Dak Thanks: Tom L….

…think these dudes are, in fact, the next Ghost, or just another retro-weed-whatever band. Final Sacrifice comes out October 29 and can be pre-ordered here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T09VvKLZ-MY [via Metal Underground]  …

…the very least end up being entertaining. Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A22kyNihBkg Here’s another new clip from the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J574AwlfCEg Through the Never will be in theaters on September 27th. [via The PRP]…

…it rocks hard enough that you’re willing to forgive it for being the umpteenth time you’ve some variation on this riff. Check it out and see what you think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c5CZcYNsC0g…

…Roll” in Moscow in 1989. The amount of fun they’re clearly having is so infectious that I don’t even feel the need say anything facetious here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GQws5-0mClA [via Classic Rock]…

…like The Black Album and Use Your Illusion. The guitarist/vocalist has posted the below on MH’s Facebook page: Congratulations to Avenged Sevenfold on their latest “covers album” coming in at…

…of new music, and Andreas Kisser say that Slipknot isn’t metal. So it’s worth watching. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-7MbyGOZJts The Mediator Between the Head and Hands Must be the Heart comes out October…

…Cult Armageddon. There’s a lot of dissonance here; at times, it feels like the score to a particularly unsettling horror film. Check it out and see what you think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CfbHo1p2uuM…