Greatest Hits 0 Teenage Environmental Activist Greta Thunberg’s UN Speech Turned into a Swedish Death Metal Song September 26th, 2019 at 1:02pm Axl Rosenberg Her br00tal message becomes even br00tal-er!
Greatest Hits 0 Meet Ironbunny, the New Babymetal August 28th, 2019 at 12:03pm Vince Neilstein Three young girl singers/dancers are joined by a guitarist clad in full body armor.
Greatest Hits 0 Rammstein Members Kiss During Moscow Show, Violating Russia’s Anti-LGBTQ Laws July 31st, 2019 at 7:39am Axl Rosenberg The kiss was in direct defiance of Russia’s “gay propaganda” law.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 David Lee Roth on Van Halen Brothers: “We Have Always Hated Each Other” July 9th, 2019 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein Diamond Dave appeared on Marc Maron’s WTF Podcast and shared some choice words about the Van Halen brothers.
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Shares Photo of “Post-Gig Make-Up Debacle” Beneath His Mask June 19th, 2019 at 9:55am Axl Rosenberg Luckily, Corey seems to come through it all unharmed.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Dudes Rockin’ Out to Van Halen Meet David Lee Roth, Have No Idea Who He Is May 30th, 2019 at 4:28pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they were Van Hagar fans?
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 A Detailed Analysis of Slipknot’s New Masks May 16th, 2019 at 12:03pm Axl Rosenberg A deep dive into the year’s most important cultural event.
But What Does Corey Taylor Think? 0 BREAKING: Joey Jordison Back in Slipknot as Percussionist! April 1st, 2019 at 2:21pm MetalSucks The reunion of the decade!
Editorials 0 Let’s Talk About Rammstein’s Controversial “Deutschland” Video March 29th, 2019 at 1:43pm Axl Rosenberg Rammstein’s new video elicited controversy before it was even released. Now that it’s out, we can examine the complicated point the clip strives to make.
Greatest Hits 0 Metal Musicians Reacts to Maroon 5’s Lame Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show February 4th, 2019 at 10:48am MetalSucks Members of Anthrax, Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, Asking Alexandria and more share their thoughts on Maroon 5’s performance.
Greatest Hits 0 L.A. Band Threatin Faked a Fanbase To Land a European Tour No One Attended November 9th, 2018 at 12:06pm Vince Neilstein Los Angeles band Threatin posed as a fake booking agent, lied about ticket sales numbers, faked live footage on YouTube and bought Facebook likes.
Greatest Hits 0 Etienne Sin: What the Actual Fuck January 25th, 2018 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is funny, terrible, embarrassing, and depressing, all at once!
Greatest Hits 0 This Dude Sounds EXACTLY Like Layne Staley May 31st, 2017 at 9:34am Axl Rosenberg If for some reason Alice in Chains ever need to part ways with William DuVall, they should just give this dude a call.
Greatest Hits 0 Science Explains How Metal Singers are Able to Scream Without Damaging Their Vocal Cords May 24th, 2017 at 11:46am Axl Rosenberg Basically, metal singers do what babies do.
Greatest Hits 0 The 110% Totally True Confessions of a Left-Wing Conspirator December 1st, 2016 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time to come clean.
Editorials 0 Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks January 28th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve let the legendary vocalist’s racist remarks slide for far too long.
Greatest Hits 0 Jack Daniels Releases Single Barrel Whiskey in Honor of Motörhead January 15th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus The ultimate tribute.
Editorials 0 What Will Happen When a Member of Metallica Dies? January 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The tl;dr version: it’ll be the biggest and most catastrophic event that has ever befallen metal.
Editorials 0 Eleven Useful Tips for Local/Unsigned Bands September 22nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Are you in an unsigned band trying to break through? Make sure you follow these eleven useful tips.
Book Reviews 0 Advanced Discrimination & Dragons: A Critical Look at Varg Vikernes’ Myfarog RPG August 21st, 2015 at 12:00pm Jeff Treppel Just how racist is Varg’s RPG? Very, very racist.
