Greatest Hits 0 Etienne Sin: What the Actual Fuck January 25th, 2018 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is funny, terrible, embarrassing, and depressing, all at once!
Greatest Hits 0 Twenty More of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time March 14th, 2017 at 12:55pm MetalSucks The best of the worst.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Metal Band Promo Photos of All Time February 10th, 2017 at 11:44am MetalSucks Sad but true: these are all real.
Greatest Hits 0 The 110% Totally True Confessions of a Left-Wing Conspirator December 1st, 2016 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg It’s time to come clean.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
Editorials 0 What Will Happen When a Member of Metallica Dies? January 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The tl;dr version: it’ll be the biggest and most catastrophic event that has ever befallen metal.
Editorials 0 Eleven Useful Tips for Local/Unsigned Bands September 22nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Are you in an unsigned band trying to break through? Make sure you follow these eleven useful tips.
Greatest Hits 0 Nothing to See Here, Just Some Photos of Cats Wearing Metal Battle Vests August 7th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein A cuter thing has never existed!
Editorials 0 Editorial: True Loyalty Means Admitting When Your Favorite Bands Suck July 23rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Not all material was created equal.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Your Dead Metal Heroes Were No Angels June 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t disservice our fallen heroes by giving them a friggin’ halo.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Slayer Should Become Professional Songwriters May 20th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Their recent material would be so much cooler if were performed by other bands.
Editorials 0 Why I’ve Stopped Buying Vinyl May 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince is over it.
Greatest Hits 0 David Hasselhoff’s “True Survivor” Music Video Just Broke the Internet April 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL SEE ALL WEEK I PROMISE
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
Greatest Hits 0 Here’s a Photo of Porn Star Mia Khalifa Wearing a Maruta T-Shirt March 13th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Hooooooootttttt!
Greatest Hits 0 Scientific Proof That Djent is a Genre March 5th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks New video attempts to prove that djent is, in fact, a genre.
Greatest Hits 0 50 Things You Never Knew About George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher’s Neck March 3rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks #CorpsegrinderFacts
Greatest Hits 0 Dimebag Darrell’s Grave Desecrated and Robbed by Shitty Local Band February 28th, 2015 at 3:28pm Vince Neilstein The band Nuclear Hellfrost is claiming responsibility.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Killswitch Engage’s Adam Dutkiewicz Wins Everything on The Price is Right February 10th, 2015 at 1:09pm MetalSucks The guitarist makes the game show his bitch.
Editorials 0 And Now, Here’s a Couple of Dudes Playing Slayer on Pre-School Instruments January 5th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And it sounds better than 99% of grind and black metal demos.
