…obviously never won that battle). http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HU1PdRCg1fU There’s also Ministry’s version of “Roadhouse Blues,” another Doors classic. I’m kind of surprised at how little I hate this, actually: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qQ9L4YTxr2s And finally,…

…thrashiness, which is all we can ever ask for from Darkane. Listen below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTSw2PfJx_s The Sinister Supremacy comes out on July 2nd through Prosthetic Records and can be pre-ordered here….

…Stream the track below or download it here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Cjacfhkt25c Honestly I’m just not feeling this tune. It’s kinda like how like Thrice all of a sudden got way experimental and…

…for vocal covers… so if you’ve ever wanted a shot at screamin’ with Misha, here’s your chance! Go here for details. And if you’ve never heard the original… uh… like,…

…heard of the band’s past music. Here’s their 2012 album’s title track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VoQoDosARM Hopefully we’ll get these guys in the U.S. one of these days. Donate to Teramaze’s Indiegogo campaign…

…was on Sesame Street once… http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZZqw4oaHn0M#t=33s …but Ozzy basically is a Muppet, so that’s not really all that weird. This seems, to me at least, much more similar to if,…

…some other metal covers, too. Of particular interest, I imagine, will be his version of Slayer’s “Seasons in the Abyss,” which is every bit as bizarre, and totally killer, as…

…you will be rewarded with an awesome BJ. Few things turn women on like not getting raped. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ur2hNZLynhQ “Honor Never Dies” appears on Hatebreed’s The Divinity of Purpose, which is…

…to make fun of Mustaine… ‘s musical prowess. He’ll still be a giant douche of a human being. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IgYOaUZ29ws Super Collider comes out June 4 on Mustaine’s own label, Trainwreck….

I don’t know who this Sambo Ray, Jr. fella is, but I do know that he’s a goddamn genius. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vgfLFLRXSdI A+++++ WDBWA! Thanks: Mungo…

…has a happy ending nonetheless: Justin recently sought out his old buddy, and “learned that Robert now has a bustling practice as a fast food reviewer on YouTube.” Here’s a…

…stuck in my (demon’s) head. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yt-0OOWH9Uo “Head of the Demon” will appear on Evile’s new album, Skull, which comes June 11 via Century Media/Earache. [via Metal Underground]…

…Weeks On: 8 Albums sold: 1,892 (Infestissumam, week four) Facebook: 7.0% Fan Activity (122,405 likes · 8,610 talking about this) YouTube: 848,000 (“Secular Haze” official video) Why not keep Ghost…

…Finck (@robinfincktwits) May 17, 2013 This is thrilling news, to be sure. Let’s celebrate with a video of Finck absolutely slaying the solo from NIN’s “Ruiner,” shall we? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZqmYDnObRck Welcome…

…upset; now that I’m in my 30s, I’m just like, “You’re a dick, Lyman, I’m gonna go get some pizza.” I’m gonna go get some pizza. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Gzxc59Y6GcA [via The PRP]…

…champ. No contest… Not sure if it is a contender for best guitar solo ever, but certainly in the metal end of things. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ty71dvQog4Q#t=237s If you guys care, some of…

…tit fuck her anytime. Check out “Spraying Liquid Death,” featuring Rob Arnold, below. It appears on Barry the Mortician’s self-titled EP, which is out now on iTunes and Spotify. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5_wLqE0_zHY…

…this band sounds fucking siqqqqqqqqqqqq. Check this shit out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pPoQOGeDdNU https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6iAoBXXufp4 As of two days ago, the band promised that “It shouldn’t be too much longer” before their debut album…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ciUxRqurM14 If you haven’t been following the metal exploits of The Necrosexual you’ve been missing out (get caught up here). His latest victim is Exodus (and Slayer) guitarist Gary Holt,…

…I’m trying to be a mesnch. I hope it brings some pleasure to your sad little lives. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f_Zn0GKIvBo http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aBIsBK81pmQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bZA0DBmNzWU http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fn6E42Oxl0A If you’re interested in seeing this shit show live…