…are to Black Sabbath. There’s nothing really offensive about it, but I’m not entirely sure why I wouldn’t just go listen to an old AC/DC album instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2tuDvpCXMLw Black Dog…

…against homophobia. It would be great if this set a trend. You can order the shirt here and watch a video of Bradley discussing it below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gGrt9K6-6b8 [via The PRP]…

…Sample lyric: “We’re packin’ heat, and I’m drop G / I carry a guitar here / wooden body hey / I’m playing MESHUGAHHHH.” Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZHUFaysW8 And here’s Psy’s original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ…

…of at least one, but preferably both songs (YouTube preferred) and send the link via email to [email protected] along with any other pertinent info. Other criteria needed are: -Must be…

…Seriously. Here’s Corey Hart’s original. I promise the Arsis version is much less, uh, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=X2LTL8KgKv8 Unwelcome comes out April 30 on Nuclear Blast, and is most certainly very welcome….

…of Carey’s caliber for this. But I guess if you’re in a position to get ’em, why wouldn’t you, y’know? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T6DJcgm3wNY And here’s the audio with the dialogue turned way…

…always looks so happy in photos! There must be therapeutic value in hitting the occasional person with a vehicle or large piece of wood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVizhLGaEmk Thanks for the e-mails, gang….

…sound pretty tight in the context of TesseracT’s down-tuned, polyrhythmic madness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-QmAdI7YDk TesseracT bestowed upon us another two minutes of Altered State back in March, which you can listen to…

…shark: Chew on that as you listen to The Ocean’s new song “Bathypelagic III: Disequillibrated” from their surface-to-sea-floor conceptual album Pelagial, out April 30th via Metal Blade. Pre-order here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocq2sWK6CzM…

…“Chinese Democracy.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ttG0NqbKzJc In Rose’s defense, it’s not as though he hired the director of some shitty sci-fi movie and the eightieth lead from Lincoln and pretended he was making…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rhsYl9Tgq54 The execution of Coliseum’s new music video for “Bad Will” — in which the band stages in impromptu show on a store’s steps on a bustling downtown street —…

…album. The song is epic and catchy and everything a Dark Tranquillity melodeath tune oughta be… just don’t be lookin’ for any innovation, y’know? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QTkwuyb_PLc Construct comes out May 28…

…But we do get to learn what “Stone” is all about lyrically, and the background footage is gorgeous in its own right. Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZvJ83tblz3M The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here comes…

…Hate Meditation sounds pretty damn good to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9XRkRR9ETng So while I’m bummed I may never get to hear those Nachtmystium tunes live again, I’m excited to hear more from…

…post. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2tBMj6n-xQ4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EyvDi4X4D7g http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aqt0PCpoVAQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p-XeHwbNAV0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAEfvWUh2sU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUVAa0rIeSQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CgTbFTL_kU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YFnncFc78Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYGaPp3ZaV4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvpB1JnPuC4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MTMncqcrgo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFqtroLP9os And the remaining Death to All 2013 tour dates are… 4/15: Denver, CO @ Gothic Theater 4/18:…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eYvOgnabABU Have you signed up for the MetalSucks email list? It’s the awesomest way to stay up-to-date on all things MetalSucks, and we promise not to spam you. And don’t…

…Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jeRm94ebbAY Okay, okay, so I was just pulling your chain, and that’s actually footage taken from John Woo’s only good American movie, Face/Off. Still, it made me giggle, and…

…out the song. Teethed Glory & Injury comes out April 30 on Profound Lore. You can watch the video for another new track from the album, “God Alone,” below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbfieYwl4aQ…

…Saturn What a load of Crap http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rM307UjoY7I Beyond Dishonor, “Heisenberg” Beyond Dishonor Djenty, djeneric Hopping, spinning, shimmying Please God no more Djreck http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BLRfAGgK23Y Hatriot, “And Your Children to Be Damned”…

…below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2CVjwnQHRUk After all was said and done, Gojira drummer Mario Duplantier decided to crowd-surf — with a friggin’ surfboard!* (which begs the question… where’d it come from, and had…