…in a funny alphabet beecause of sensor ships. Sensor ships are bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xghkx4iuWBM The video is actually for a song called “Counter Culture Complex.” It debuted on Pitchfork. The song…

…it was mixed by Anthony Focx — who apparently has worked with Newsted, Aerosmith and Buckcherry — as if the guy was never the second guitarist in Beautiful Creatures. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WzDJHuxBTUw…

…besides me of the Los Angeles quartet. Not that that’s a bad thing. If only all metal videos were this cool, y’know? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fTYXbFsWg-M “I Am Colossus” appears on Meshuggah’s Koloss,…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oafRJH1F4Cs&feature=youtu.be So there I am all super-stoked to see a press release drop into the MetalSucks Mansion inbox mere minutes ago announcing a brand new ASG song and accompanying lyric…

…distracted by the drummer’s belly and the question “How in the mother of fuck does one pronounce ‘Häxbrygd’?” http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GclKDei5hHU “Häxbrygd” appears on Finntroll’s Blodsvept, which is out now on Century….

…especially digging the guitar solo in this jawn. Stream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WpQ8MlOoX0 Nomadic is out now via Unique Leader Records. Stream the entire 3-song EP and order it through the band’s Bandcamp…

…interview with Holt, if you wanna watch. Then weigh in on whether or not you think he would, or even perhaps should, ditch Exodus for Slayer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VbR2BVhzaZQ [via Metal Insider]…

…(LoG’s old name) were playing, Gwar might still be the best-selling metal band from Richmond, VA? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D_cjQkh97pE Imagining Lamb of God as an instrumental band is pretty impossible, mostly because…

…the Sleepwalkers” comes from Monotheist’s new six-track EP, Genesis of Perdition, which the band is self-releasing on May 21st. Stream it below and let us know what you think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv7PSCvv3_8&feature=youtu.be…

…the local community college’s design course and hired any number of people who would not have created the Montezuma’s Revenge of album covers, y’know? Topple the Giants is out now…

…it with the subtitles on. You thought that video of the dude freaking out when he met Heaven & Hell was crazy? He ain’t got nuthin’ on this fella: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_XgjTlGLXk…

…belt, but that will probably never happen. Here’s a promo video for The Crüe’s return to Sin City: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yohw_idKWik Dates for the residency are below, courtesy of Noisecreep. Tickets go…

…that runner in from third base when all you need to do is tie the game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cAEf33fN9LY Catch Jungle Rot on tour right now with Suffocation, Exhumed, Rings of Saturn…

…For example, if the makers of Nantucket Nectars or Sour Patch Kids or Haloperidol wanted me to appear in an ad for them, I’d totally be down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Re8iwLjFz8 [via Lambgoat]…

…other, people of all ages will remember the Miracle Whip brand. Like I said. Brilliant. Bonus: David Draiman does not appear anywhere in this commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6VYk_bhkJAc [via Bring Back Glam!]…

…have, very literally, seen her bleed for her art. But her dedication pays off, and then some. She is, in a word, unforgettable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4SLyf4H3KA&list=PL29A3878CBEAAFB69 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP5_YOQaTPM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5uc9G8cTzo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ik9GtsYvq4 The List So…

…laminate, a limited edition Circle of the Oath LP box set, and more!!! Go here to enter! And here’s your competition thus far, in case you’re curious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZAiwN1u0YQ&feature=youtu.be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRNkAk04fys&feature=youtu.be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1jjKR7Rsb4…

…Puciato era (the title track, “Nothing’s Funny,” etc.). http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2UtqIstf2oU FUCK, now I really, really wanna hear the rest of this album. One of Us is the Killer comes out May…

…who has never heard it before, given how prevalent it remains in publicity campaigns for stupid movies, but here’s “Hey Man, Nice Shot” if you wanna contrast and compare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E…

…been filmed in Israel. I’m totally kidding, it would be garbage no matter where they filmed it. I just thought I’d point out the location. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hko31yjElTI I’m sure this appears…