…in metal, they take a back seat here by laying the foundation for Walker and Lester to shine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CVfW4-0bjoI For more dub: listen to the undisputed masters. [via The PRP]…

…other current group is in that situation? Guns N’ Roses? Great company in which to find oneself. So that’s about that. Sayonara Slayer, aloha “Slayer.” God-fucking-damn-it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DZB_X-GZ0xk [via Classic Rock]…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N3dI-j6enA Have you signed up for the MetalSucks email list? It’s the awesomest way to stay up-to-date on all things MetalSucks, and we promise not to spam you. And don’t…

…The Black Dahlia Murder as popular as they are today, despite their monolithic heaviness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfXlRVLsgPM THE LIST SO FAR: #13: George “Corspegrinder” Fisher (Cannibal Corpse) #14: Chance Garnette (Skeletonwitch) #15:…

…moose rock. You can check out The Mercy House’s new video, “My Disease,” below. And below that you can stream A Broken State of Bliss, thanks to Spotify. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-AZ_EL5hOA&feature=youtu.be…

I had no idea this happened, but apparently in 1995, Metallica helped Lemmy celebrate his fiftieth birthday by dressing him up as him and playing Motörhead covers under the name…

…run. Album sales of Pinnacle of Bedlam are down, Facebook chatter is down (13,423 talking about them down from a peak of near 20,000), and the growth of YouTube plays…

…http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=m3DNe-6LsgU Apparently, Batio has done this before, but since it’s the first time it’s ever been brought to my attention, I’m gonna do a Black Tooth Grin in Dime’s honor…

…unsurprising. When you picture a death metal band that takes over the world in the name of true brutality, George Fisher is on the mic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51tjUG1Qf7g THE LIST SO FAR:…

…and what led vocalist Loic Rossetti back into the fray. It also covers the lyric writing and vocal recording processes. Everything that band does is so fucking captivating. Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OdyR1sjBrbM…

…certainly for more interesting than, say, Sheryl Crow’s version of the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkPx2AYZ2qM You can download Belladonna’s version of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” for free here. [via Bring Back Glam!]…

…have been filmed on an iPhone, but has lyrics that are even more childish than those of “They All Lie and Cheat.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=erm9G-bkb18 Really, it’s hard to believe that this…

…had no idea. Check out the cover at Noisey. It will be a part of Everybody Loves Sausages, the band’s new “unconventional covers album,” which comes out May 7.  …

…sounding less like nu-metal, y’know? Anyways, you really should watch this. It’s not in English so I have no idea what they’re saying, but it’s still pretty fascinating: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iBF1VmGAvgc [via…

…Ustream, and isolated footage of Skeletonwitch performing a new song below via Metal Injection: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gJhBt9iaPhk Wednesday night I attended the Metal Wreckage showcase at the Six Lounge downtown. The show’s…

Today’s Crystal Viper Award for Album Covers So Metal That They Shall Someday Oxidize goes to Claudio Bergamin’s work for the new, self-titled release from Battle Beast, a band I’d…

…continue our countdown with Skeletonwitch’s Chance Garnette… Apparently there are an incredible abundance of YouTube instructional videos on how to eat pussy. I know this not because I’m trying to…

…Guitarist Chris Letchford giving his fretboard a shred massage, and the licks are sounding mighty tasty thus far. Can’t wait for this album to come out later this year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5c6AjwbgxNs…

…I’m ready to say that Eurovision should be shut down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HzNiW1tRRpg I think what really confuses me about this — besides the fact that the vocalist apparently rents space on…

…total nerd, and watch this get the gist of the idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VtNu7yFbpI And in case you’re wondering what it would like if, say, a completely fucktarded celebrity tried to use…