…information about being a professional musician in the modern era. Or, at the very least, some good Grohl humor. Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efv0Y5Fs7m4 [via Metal Insider… thanks to Tom for the tip]…

…loss in our comments section. Of course, we’ll keep you posted regarding the project featuring whichever members are still working together when more info is available. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjs3-tti6r0 Thanks: G. Michael…

…going for them. Vimeo doesn’t display viewing stats publicly the way YouTube does, so it’s hard to gauge how many people have watched the video for their new single, “Cape…

…more succinct manner: Here are some more disgusting photos of Navarro suspended, and the after effects of said suspension: And here’s video, if you can stomach it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vXewf5mXpU [via WWTDD]…

…pretty good at it, too. Look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKb9OvXXvk Totally amazing, right? So. Cool J has announced that he has a new album, Authentic, dropping on April 30, and that the album…

…and Cancer Bats on April 21. You can get dates here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN1Xc-jbNeU Holy fuck, that was boring to write. How do people do that shit all day long??? Thanks: Jonathan…

…guy with whom you will ever have a conversation about puppies and tacos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQqetvcs44g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXuJTwRf7u0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZg35GMpIRg THE LIST SO FAR: #18: Joe Duplantier (Gojira) #19: Oderus Urungus (Gwar) #20: Nergal…

…like Skeletonwitch, and b) Skeletonwitch are still metal as fucking fuck. Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gJhBt9iaPhk Skeletonwitch’s new album should kick your ass sometime later this courtesy of Prosthetic. [via Metal Injection]  …

…was a huge hit and won Oscars and everything. But at least the band has lots of choreographed stage moves. ‘Cause that always make you seem cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmMieUxtJVw Thanks: Hugh…

…and over again, but he’s wearing a Dream Theater shirt and, we can therefore assume, has never seen a woman naked. So that’s punishment enough I think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po Thanks: Sean…

…this song, so I’m gonna go ahead and give it a thumbs up. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll hate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cPcnp-bg_JI&t=102 Moving right along… The Deciblog debuted the new Spiritual Beggars…

…probably spare the lil’ guy some pain by not posting this on MetalSucks, but let’s be real, I am just not that nice of a person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KulHKziEeMc Thanks: Lucas Leite…

…taken to their Twitter and Facebook accounts to pay tribute to Burr. Here are some of those reactions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPs8VmrFONU&feature=player_embedded Really sad news; RIP Clive Burr. Played on my fav Iron…

…give your music major nuts. And Joe Duplantier has a serious pair of those. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw4BH6UFaCw THE LIST SO FAR: #19: Oderus Urungus (Gwar) #20: Nergal (Behemoth) #21: Jens Kidman (Meshuggah)…

…cool. It got just that right mix of doom n’ groove that makes Cathedral, well, Cathedral. Also, the guitar solo is killer. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ucXybRkZUpw Metal Blade will release…

…it’s worth, the five seconds of Sabbath music sounds Sabbath-y enough to convince me that this album will probably be fine. Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6h6bUVZbDo&feature=youtu.be You can pre-order like eighteen different versions…

…just how much we love to be sprayed with his cum. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baExq6xNhQ8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTBgaKG32o THE LIST SO FAR: #20: Nergal (Behemoth) #21: Jens Kidman (Meshuggah) #22: J.R. Hayes (Pig Destroyer) #23:…

…make you wanna crush some skulls, you’re far too well-adjusted to be listening to metal anyway. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVOsd8EfC2I&feature=youtu.be The second track is called “The Silent Death of Cain,” and I suspect…

…to the bludgeoning and reckoning this album brings by the time its final tracks roll around. Dig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkizMWOFpw Pelagial comes out on April 30th via Metal Blade. Order it here….

…“Spiritual Migration” below from the album of the same name, out March 29: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6_sRDFideY There’s something I really, really like about After Earth‘s approach. It reminds of Enslaved at their…