Green Eggs and Slam 210 SENOR BIVINGS RELEASES INCREDIBLY SH*TTY SONG; GETS A JOB AT WALMART August 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Senor Bivins is an internet personality best known for doing vocal covers of deathcore songs on Youtube (see previous coverage on MetalSucks and Stuff You Will Hate), as well as…
Friggin' Danzig 650 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT GLENN DANZIG COULDN’T GET ANY CRAZIER July 28th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg …fun of myself for free publicity. Oh, wait. Shit. I wasn’t supposed to tell you that. Now I have to kill you. Anyways, here’s hoping Danzig now covers this: -AR…
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 160 EMMURE NOODZ. THAT’S RIGHT: EMMURE NOODZ. July 28th, 2010 at 10:30am Gary Suarez …Props to the man for his humility and willingness to engage in some good-natured fun. Andy Kaufman would be proud. Watch it now before it gets removed from YouTube on…
Interviews 400 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S JEFF TUTTLE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW July 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez …a cover song half the time. Unfortunately we’re not doing any covers on the Warped Tour. We didn’t have time to learn a new one. Expect the unexpected when we…
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF …love Satan? Anso: Just a few years later, they’d record goofy covers of “Smokin’ In The Boys Room” and “Jailhouse Rock.” Looking back, do you giggle in the face of…
Viral Vomit 1340 ALBUQUERQUE POLICE KICK RIGHT-WING RELIGIOUS NUTJOBS OUT OF THE ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FESTIVAL July 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein …starts going on a rant about being a non-believer then proceeds to acknowledge that the video will likely end up on YouTube by giving his mom a shout-out. And later…
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 WHY POISON WERE BETTER WITH ANY GUITAR PLAYER WHO ISN’T C.C. DEVILLE, PART 2: BLUES SARACENO July 20th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg …but I dunno who the fuck went. He was also on an episode of Mad TV with the group — but I can’t even find it on YouTube. A couple…
The Webernets 50 THE ROB FLYNN VAULT OF DOOM July 16th, 2010 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein …for Rancid, one of a European headline tour with Meshuggah opening!), ticket stubs, rejected album covers of Burn My Eyes… tons of really cool shit. Check it out — it’s…
The Webernets 640 GET HIGH ON MP3s! July 16th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein …as “Gates of Hades,” which is available on YouTube gratis (yes, the first one is always free). Those who want to get addicted to the “drugs” can purchase tracks that…
Viral Vomit 420 THE ONLY LIVE VIDEO OF KORN’S CROP CIRCLE PERFORMANCE YOU NEED TO SEE: THE “HIGHLIGHTS” July 16th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Thanks: YouTube user / MS Maniac artlimbman…
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 METAL’S BIGGEST PETERS: SOILWORK’S PETER WICHERS TALKS THE PANIC BROADCAST, NEVERMORE, AND SLAUGHTER July 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Anso DF …This guy. This guy is a guitar player. That’s what everybody says! He is absolutely ridiculous. This guy can play anything. Go to youtube and search for the clip where…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 FAT CHICK COVER ALBUM NOW HAS AN ALBUM COVER WITH A FAT CHICK July 9th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein …Love: An All-Star Tribute to Fat Chicks is an homage to the fine bigger-bottomed ladies of rock n’ roll, and will feature covers of like-minded tunes such as Queen’s “Fat…
The Webernets 60 HEADBANG ROULETTE: AN EASY WAY TO KILL SOME TIME WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORKING July 9th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg …wasting his or her life compiling these clips. Of course, the ones of amateur YouTube ‘bangers are way more entertaining than the ones just culled from music videos and concert…
Interviews 270 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY INTERVIEWS AQUARIUS RECORDS’ ALLAN HORROCKS AND ANDEE CONNORS ABOUT TACO RIFFS (AND TAQUERIAS) July 8th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks …there’s a really awesome video of it on YouTube. AH – Oh yeah, that video. AC – So yeah, “See you in Hell” is a Taco Riff. But maybe ALL…
Readers' Choice 370 EMBRYO: REALLY F*CKING GOOD DEATH METAL July 8th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Loyal MS Band Suggester Samuel A Favata stumbled upon Italian death metallers Embryo via the YouTube “Related Videos” function, and based I’m what I’m hearing (and seeing) in their new…
The Webernets 220 DAATH’S SEAN Z. IS A METALHEAD JESUS July 7th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg …is probably pretty pissed there’s a thread on Century Media’s YouTube page in which people are positing that his successor, Sean Z., looks like Jesus Christ. It’s actually an incredibly…
Interviews 310 WORMROT’S RASYID: “WE’RE JUST GRINDCORE FANS MAKING GRINDCORE MUSIC.” July 7th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar …that “we need a sample to start the album before ‘Lost Swines’ because I think it might sound great.” So we went to YouTube, typed in “abuse,” and after like…
Green Eggs and Slam 620 MISS MAY I DOES NOT MOSH 4 CHRIST July 6th, 2010 at 2:15pm Sergeant D …existed, let alone cell phones. How would you promote your band if Myspace, Twitter, Youtube, etc weren’t around? Would you kill yourself if you woke up tomorrow and groupies could…
Cinemetal 410 SHINEDOWN THREATEN TO RUIN THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE July 6th, 2010 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg If you’re not excited for The Expendables, I can only assume it’s because you don’t have any hair where your bathing suit covers, and have no intention of ever growing…
Editorials 470 AN OPEN LETTER TO METALCORE BY SAMMY O’HAGAR July 1st, 2010 at 1:20pm Sammy O'Hagar …bands like Mercury Switch my way every once and a while, we’re cool. Or at least cool until someone covers the Postal Service again. Sincerely, Dr. Samuel L. O’Hagar IV…
