Viral Vomit 370 WHEN VINCE AND I ARE BORED AND DRUNK, WE JUST PHOTOSHOP PICTURES OF DINO EATING BABIES November 13th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg …looks like pretty typical frat house d-bags, it’s actually really good. The accompanying description on YouTube reads simply, “Bored and drunken, we decided to record some Megadeth.” Which is probably…
Readers' Choice 140 READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 3: EMBERS November 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg …where your bathing suit covers, than I imagine you’ll dig it. There are some vaguely more symphonic elements to Embers’ music than that of the bands I imagine they get…
Editorials 120 SPEAKING OF 3… November 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg …we’re on the topic, here’s Slayer’s video of “Eyes of the Insane,” which the reader known only as “Jimmy” pointed out was the precursor for both of these covers. -AR…
New Stuff 170 MEH[T] CROOKED VULTURES November 5th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein MS reader AcidBeagle sent us the below YouTube embed of a brand new Them Crooked Vultures track called “Mind Eraser.” It’s pretty good (pretty, pretty, pretty good!), but that’s about…
The Webernets 350 KORN YOUTUBE VOCAL COVERS; ALMOST AS BAD THE ORIGINALS November 4th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein …lulz? Let’s dive head-first into the bedrooms of America’s teenagers via YouTube to see the funniest vocal covers of the mighty Korn (see also: The Limp Bizkit Collection). First up…
What the...?? 140 TOM MORELLO: GUITAR HERO, POLITICAL ACTIVIST… EXOTIC DANCER? November 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg …I can say is thank god it was in the time before YouTube! You could make decent money doing that job – people do what they have to do. This…
Cinemetal 320 SLAYER TO FANS: “ANYONE WANNA WATCH SOME PICTURES SORT OF MOVE?” November 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg …for a weekend, but of course someone got it up on YouTube – so check it out right quick, before the Slawyers get involved. Part two is after the jump….
Readers' Choice 160 WAYS TO ENSURE THAT WE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THE BAND ABOUT WHOM YOU ARE E-MAILING US October 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks …band you’re so excited about: Include a link to someplace we can hear the band – MySpace, YouTube, an mp3, Spank Wire, whatever. The number of emails that come in…
Music Dorkery 550 THE TOP 6 MOST BRUTAL MACHINE GUN RIFFS EVARRR! (OR OF THE PAST 5 YEARS, AS IT WERE) October 28th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein …but claims to have the definitive list of the top 6 such riffs EVARRR. Explains Nordin via email: “Unlike the other myriad attempts at YouTube humor, this one is dry…
\m/ 340 KID COVERS DYING FETUS FOR HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW October 27th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, the headline pretty much says it all. It was pretty brave (or stupid, I guess, depending on your point of view) for this dude to do this, but you…
Cinemetal 280 TRAILER FOR “UNTIL THE LIGHT TAKES US” October 27th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg …bunch of clips on YouTube. And if you go to the movie’s official website, you can see when/if it will be opening in your town. It looks like it starts…
Exclusive 530 THE MASTODON BEARD October 26th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks [Writer and musician Tres Crow comes to us from the excellent blog Dog Eat Crow, for which I just published a Halloween-inspired list of The Top 5 Goriest Metal Album…
Haterade 1280 “DEATHCORE IS NOT SCENE” October 21st, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Meet Senor Bivins. I read about him this morning on Sergeant D’s Stuff You Will Hate. Bivins posts lots and lots and lots of videos of himself on YouTube doing…
The Webernets 240 SCAR SYMMETRY SHOULD’VE JUST HIRED THIS GUY October 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein File this under “YouTube Vocal Covers” actually gone right [thanks: MS reader Zoker]. Sure, the guy doesn’t hit every high note, but he does a damn fine job overall with…
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 250 SATURDAY VIDEO TO GUZZLE CHARDONNAY TO: ST. VITUS – “FEAR” October 17th, 2009 at 6:33pm Kip Wingerschmidt …— this is clearly gonna change the face of YouTube. (7 out of 7 horns — top honors for YouTube videos) Please remember, not only does my post reflect the…
Reviews 390 IMMORTAL’S ALL SHALL FALL: A FINE COMEBACK, CORPSEPAINT ASIDE October 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar …you for thinking the band is ridiculous– the unintentionally homoerotic covers of Battles in the North and the aforementioned Blizzard Beasts were most likely made by dudes unaware of camp…
The Webernets 150 MORE YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER SHENANIGANS October 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein …the shit we give people who post vocal covers on YouTube — and some them of them are downright awful jokes obviously posted in self-parody while some of them just…
Music Dorkery 260 KRIMH, INSTRU-METALIST SAVANT October 15th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’ve had this YouTube vid up in my browser for days because it’s simply awesome. This kid who goes by the name “Krimh” plays drums, bass and guitar himself on…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 SLAYER PLAY WITH DOLLS October 14th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg …get people to buy physical copies of their album – in case the four album covers wasn’t enough – is going to be a twenty minute DVD entitled Playing with…
Tweet Twat 860 IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT, FRANCES BEAN COBAIN IS TOTALLY F*CKED October 13th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg …You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other than infamous. It will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while…