Reviews 330 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (DAVID BEE ROTH’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 12:00pm MetalSucks …into a mainstream rock act before our eyes, holding expensive and tasteless concerts with an orchestra backing, and releasing a largely useless collection of covers before finally delivering the audio…
Contests 7400 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ABORTED “EVIDENCE BAG” PRIZE PACKAGE September 10th, 2008 at 5:55pm MetalSucks …Mariachi band (pre-Dargonforce).” Damotello: “Everybody loved it when Varg Vikernes did his Rolf Harris covers.” Name Not Applicable: “Squeezebox Gutsfuck.” Leprosy: “I was reincarnated to prove that people would rather…
Contests 1590 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: THE GREAT METALSUCKS MANSION PURGE OF 2008! August 28th, 2008 at 5:43pm MetalSucks …CD autographed by the whole band: benbag: “No matter how hard he tried… the emo frontman still looked like a bitch in 1348… the 1349 covers band.” This week we…
New Stuff 760 METALLICA’S “APOCALYPSE” August 26th, 2008 at 7:50am Axl Rosenberg Metallica are streaming another entire new song, “My Apocalypse,” here. Of course somebody has already grabbed it and put it on YouTube, so you can also just check it out…
Cinemetal 270 YOUTUBE SHREDDER OF THE DAY August 19th, 2008 at 1:19pm Vince Neilstein Crustcake posted a tremendous video of this young lad shredding it up for the video camera. Yeah, the kid can play — but his technical chops pale in comparison to…
New Stuff 360 THERE’S A NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD DVD TRAILER! (AKA: THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TOO UNCONTROVERSIAL AROUND HERE LATELY) August 19th, 2008 at 12:28pm Vince Neilstein …will feature a full live performance shot in HD and a CD full of unreleased music, covers and more. We say “awesome.” But we’re sure a lot of you will…
Reviews 350 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S MIDHEAVEN: PROOF THAT WE DON’T ALL ALWAYS AGREE HERE AT METALSUCKS August 18th, 2008 at 3:36pm MetalSucks …visually (granted, the most shallow thing by which you can judge an album). Its contents, unlike many of those prog records with terrible covers, doesn’t offer much more in the…
New Stuff 60 HEAR A SH*TTY LIVE RECORDING OF A NEW GOJIRA SONG August 18th, 2008 at 12:36pm Vince Neilstein God bless YouTube and shitty camera phones. Here’s some ass-quality, fan-filmed video footage of Gojira performing a new song called “Vacuity” last week at the Rock en France festival. The…
Interviews 1,0650 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH 33 1/3: REIGN IN BLOOD AUTHOR D.X. FERRIS August 15th, 2008 at 4:41pm Axl Rosenberg …but I guess he was having other issues to deal with. I tried to get Vinnie Abbott, but no dice there. Derek Riggs from the Iron Maiden covers didn’t want…
The Hard R 260 DALLAS’ TAKE ON THE POISON / DEF LEPPARD FEUD August 15th, 2008 at 12:57pm MetalSucks …other side. I want to see a Danzig type beat down on YouTube. Imagine this little headline: “The drummer of Def Leppard kicks Rikki Rocket’s ass with one arm!” Now…
What the...?? 390 PIG SQUEALING 101 August 12th, 2008 at 5:04pm Vince Neilstein Ever wondered how to pig squeal like the bestest of your grind heroes? Thankfully YouTube has the answer, as always; an assortment of home gurus would like to show you…
New Stuff 430 NEW METALLICA SONG FOR YOUR MONDAY August 11th, 2008 at 9:26am Vince Neilstein …at Ozzfest in Dallas, TX. [YouTube, via MetalSucks reader Sean M.]: So… thoughts? Kinda sounds most like the Load era to me, but without some of the cheese of that…
The Hard R 250 DALLAS COYLE ON THE GRIND OF THE U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN August 8th, 2008 at 1:32pm MetalSucks …seeing John McCain have his ‘OLD’ moments. He’s fucking up so much that the news can’t cover it all! He’ll have a gaffe on national TV, the media covers it…
Cinemetal 210 RIDICULOUS YNGWIE VIDEO #23,462 August 8th, 2008 at 10:43am Vince Neilstein Just when you thought the bowels of YouTube had been dredged for the absolutely most ridiculous, cheesy, over-the-top Yngwie video imaginable, along comes MetalSucks reader Ray Hill with… this. A…
Music Dorkery 290 MUSIC DORK ALERT: AFTER THE BURIAL EXPLAIN THE MATH BEHIND THE INSANE RHYTHMS OF “PI” August 5th, 2008 at 12:07pm Vince Neilstein …section of a YouTube stills video for the song and explains exactly how the band wrote the crazy technical drum patterns… Based on the number Pi! Pi was written and…
Show Reviews 110 HURRICANE MOTLEY STORMS THRU TEXAS July 28th, 2008 at 3:12pm Corey Mitchell …exposed as there are at a Senate Ethics Commission hearing. After Tommy’s awesome high school YouTube antics ended, the band tore into yet another new tune, “Motherfucker of the Year,”…
210 METALLICA COVERING IRON MAIDEN; HEY, ANYTHING’S BETTER THAN ST. ANGER July 16th, 2008 at 2:13pm Vince Neilstein …scrap Death Magnetic and stick to doing covers; at least that way they won’t risk facing the ire of the Metallica-bashing Internet wrath. Actually, nevermind… I’m pretty sure you all…
Cinemetal 160 SYNCHRONIZED NUTSACK-SWINGING, WITH YOUR HOSTS, GERMAN METAL SUPERSTARS ACCEPT! July 15th, 2008 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein So I was listening to Accept’s landmark Balls to the Wall last night, and I decided to head on over to YouTube to enjoy the video fruits of the five…
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks …tune. Super sweet that Extreme is playing. I hope some of their new tunes make their way into the set and onto YouTube. I saw these guys two summers ago…
Interviews 190 METALSUCKS INTERROGATES DRAGONFORCE SINGER ZP THEART July 10th, 2008 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein …There’s thousands of YouTube videos of kids playing along to your song. What’s your opinion of Guitar Hero? Do you think it’s cool? Yeah, I got it! (laughs) Do you…
