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How to Hit on Strangers with the Help of Wardruna
April 13th, 2021 at 11:19am Rowdy Geirsson

“The band’s music really taps into the Old Norse spirit, transporting the listener through the mists of time to an era long gone.”


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Defecating in the Woods is Not Power Metal: Ignominy to the Brave
March 6th, 2018 at 12:37pm Rowdy Geirsson

Warning: do not stop for Indian food before you head into nature for some peace and quiet.


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Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever
December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson

I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.


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Air Conditioning is Not Metal
July 17th, 2017 at 3:51pm Rowdy Geirsson

There’s nothing better for composing brutal black metal lyrics about the frozen northern tundra than sweltering in an overheated shitbox while the corpse paint melts off my body like a doomed Greenlandic iceberg drifting towards Miami.


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THEOCRACY’S MATT SMITH PAYS TRIBUTE TO METALLICA’S ST. ANGER
October 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Zilty sent this one in… he is on a roll […]


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