Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE BEAT-OFF LIKE EXTRAVAGANT CHIMPANZEES June 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Kirk Windstein is a poet. Of this, there can be […]
...And F*ck You Too 860 METHODS OF MAYHEM’S “FIGHT SONG” MIGHT LITERALLY BE THE WORST THING EVER June 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you, Tommy Lee. You stupid, talentless hack. You waste […]
Cinemetal 350 “PUNCH HER REALLY HARD RIGHT IN HER HEPATITIS” April 12th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, Family Guy. You so crazy. You already made a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 120 HUMAN STATUE GOES SOLO March 31st, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Yes, it’s true. Because Brides of Destruction, Methods of Mayhem, […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Please Kill Me 380 ANOTHER SIGN OF THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE: TOMMY LEE WORKING WITH DANE COOK November 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dane Cook, a comedian so devastatingly untalented that he makes […]
Black Collar Workers 1010 WHAT IN THE F IS GOING ON AT ROADRUNNER RECORDS THIS WEEK? October 30th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Earlier this week Earache Records was the subject of an […]
...And F*ck You Too 200 I PROPOSE A MOTLEY MORATORIUM ON TOMMY LEE October 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Industry guru Bob Lefsetz, in one of his typically off-topic […]
Editorials 150 VINCE NEIL TO MAKE THE LONG-AWAITED NEW SOLO ALBUM NO ONE IS WAITING FOR November 20th, 2008 at 3:21pm Axl Rosenberg DUDE. Okay, seriously. What the fuck is going on this […]
Reunion Mania 130 BEST NEWS EVER? November 18th, 2008 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Check it. Tizommy Lizee is bringing back Methods […]
