Cinemetal 70 I LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS January 14th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I like music videos. I don’t mean just lame concert […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 240 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: HORNED ALMIGHTY, NECRO SPIRITUALS January 10th, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Horned Almighty Necro Spirituals Label – Candlelight Release date – […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 OZZY OSBOURNE HAS HIS FINGER ON THE PULSE OF METAL CULTURE December 9th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So Yahoo! has Ozzy Osbourne’s personal list of the Top […]
Cinemetal 200 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDS FROM MOTÖRHEAD, BRING ME THE HORIZON, CILICE, CREMATORY, AND COREY TAYLOR December 6th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, let’s get our Headbanger’s Ball on. First up today […]
Cinemetal 240 LEMMY LIVES IN A SH*THOLE December 1st, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In October, after I asserted that Motorhead should not have […]
Metal in the Media 140 THE FUNNIEST (AND MOST METAL) COMMERCIAL I’VE SEEN SO FAR THIS WEEK November 30th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The below advertisement is for software I’ve never heard of, […]
Editorials 500 ONSLAUGHT’S MANAGER RESPONDS TO AXL’S ALBUM ART CRITICISM November 22nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I criticized the cover art for the new […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 JUNKHEAD VS. MOTORYARD November 15th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF Like everybody, I often spend private moments agonizing over all […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A SIGNED COPY OF MOSH POTATOES!!! November 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to grand prize winner A.J. Gregory and runner-up Erin […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
...And F*ck You Too 940 NOW WE HAVE A REASON TO BE ASHAMED OF MOTORHEAD, TOO October 22nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck my life. I always thought that Lemmy would be […]
Br00tal-lists 50 FREDDY MADBALL’S TOP TEN FAVORITE HARD AND HEAVY NON-HARDCORE BANDS — DAY TWO October 6th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks To celebrate the release of Madball’s latest aggro masterpiece, Empire, […]
Editorials 1560 Regarding David Draiman, Lemmy, Slayer, the Jews and the Nazis September 20th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hate Disturbed’s music, but the fact that he’s a […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY VIDS TO GET SPACE NEEDLED TO: AKIMBO FEST August 14th, 2010 at 5:04pm Kip Wingerschmidt Seattle’s Akimbo seem like they should be easy to classify, […]
Kingdom of Sorrow Sucks 240 KIRK WINDSTEIN’S FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS OF ALL TIME (FOR RIGHT NOW) June 8th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks My top 5 artists/rock bands constantly change but right now […]
Interviews 230 BUZZ OSBORNE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW (PART TWO) May 10th, 2010 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez If you haven’t read Part One of my interview with […]
Reviews 150 / April 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Ever seen Woody Allen’s Zelig? It’s a pseudo-documentary about a […]
Br00tal-lists 530 BOB COCK MULLS OVER METAL’S ROOTS, SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD MAN March 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Nowadays, classic metal seems all the rage — some cool […]
New Stuff 150 SNAP JUDGMENTS OF SLASH’S NEW ALBUM BASED ON THIRTY SECOND SONG SAMPLES March 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So the Australian branch of iTunes has apparently uploaded thirty-second […]
Metal Jewery 160 THE BEST COMBINATION OF METAL AND JEWISHNESS IN THE HISTORY OF EVER February 26th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Pure fucking gold. I need one immediately. So do you. […]
