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UNCLE KRACKER GETS READY FOR AN ASS POUNDING

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capt24d53f966f994781ab006f05d31c10bbpeople_uncle_kracker_wxs101.jpgKarma continues to be a bitch for all those who unleashed nu metal on the world: Uncle Kracker (né Matthew Shafer), the former DJ/hype man/nut swinger for rap metal schmuck Kid Suck, was arrested this morning in Raleigh, NC for a second-degree sex offense charge, according to The Associate Press.

But here’s the best part: when the news outlet tried to call Kracker’s manager for comment, they found that they were unable to – because his phone was disconnected. So things are clearly on the up and up for this douche.

Kracker (mugshot above) joins ex-Dope/ex-Murderdolls/ex-Static-X guitarist Tripp Eisen in the “Nu Metal Shitheads-turned-Rapists” club. We hope Kracker and his new husband, Bubba, have a real nice honeymoon together in Cellblock C.

-AR

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