TAKE A LEAK: GODSMACK, GOOD TIMES, BAD TIMES… TEN YEARS OF GODSMACK

Look: I think I speak for Vince and Kip as well as myself when I say that we could give a flying fuck about Godsuck. I mean, dude, c’mon: they suck. Hard.

That being said, we aim to please (well, not really, but still), and I know that at least one of you (cough, Sammy, cough cough) is probably really stoked about the band’s greatest hits package, which hits stores Tuesday, so: All Kinds of Metal already has the album for download.

I sincerely hope at least some of you get as much enjoyment from the music as I did from that ridiculous photo of Sucky Erna on his “hog.” I swear to God, the fact that Erna thinks this photo is cool means he has got to be one of those people who thinks that Sylvester Stallone is a great actor and a fantastic writer as well (that speech at the end of Rambo II always brings tears to my eyes!).

-AR