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FUNNY METAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME TOO PURE TO DIE MERCH!

 Thursday, December 6th, 2007 at 11:44am by

too pure to dieMetalSucks has teamed up with Trustkill Records to give away some more awesome free stuff, this time from Too Pure To Die, whose record Confidence and Consequence was just reissued on Trustkill on Nov. 20. The prizes:

  • One lucky grand prize winner gets the new CD, a TPTD t-shirt and a Trustkill t-shirt.
  • Four runners up will receive just the CD.

All you have to do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo, and post it in the comments section! (make sure to fill in your email address.) Axl and I will select the winners and contact them for their name and address by email. Good luck!!

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  • TJ

    Keith Richards and Ronnie James Dio stop to talk to a few fans, just before hitting the stage to perform their first ever concert as the duo “Rolling Rainbow.”

  • Sammy

    I know the short guy is Kip W., but which one is Axl and who is Vince?

  • http://last.fm/user/cooperaa Aaron Cooper

    BLLEAAAAAAAGHH!
    -Guy in bottom left corner

  • J Cantrell

    “When World of Warcraft and reality colide”

  • DeathMetalDave

    The first ever The Darkness and Halford co-headlining tour!

  • DeathMetalDave

    You talkin’ to me punk? Fuck You! I eat Hardcore kids like you for breakfast.

  • DeathMetalDave

    In a big “Fuck You!” to Frodo, Gimli ditches the Fellowship to attend an S&M festival, where he is hoping to play with rings of a different kind.

  • DeathMetalDave

    You see this? This is my metal face. And when I put on my metal face, it’s time to fuck shit up….somebody toss me into the pit.

  • Ryd1ZZ

    “Obey my fucking mullet you pieces of shit!”

    Really feelin’ Aaron’s puke sound from the guy in the corner!

  • http://verbeat.org/blogs/bereteando tiagón

    “…and yes – I – AM – SEXY”

  • DeathMetalDave

    Does this vest make me look fat?

  • Ryd1ZZ

    lol @ DeathMetalDave…I almost put that exact quote!

    nice one!

  • Matt

    “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Liquidman666

    “Dude, I can’t wait for Paganfest America!”

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Liquidman666

    Billy Milano has really let himself go.

  • http://myspace.com/greenhellpoland Paul

    Lemmy a fiver

  • DeathMetalDave

    Hey, any of you dudes know where the America’s Next Top Model tryouts are?

  • http://NYCMetal.com NYCMETAL SAM

    # DeathMetalDave Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    You see this? This is my metal face. And when I put on my metal face, it’s time to fuck shit up….somebody toss me into the pit.

    -MY VOTE FOR THE WIN, THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

  • DeathMetalDave

    Hey buddy…while you’re down there, can you pick up my dignity?

  • DeathMetalDave

    “You faggots need to stop jerking off to my picture and get back to work!”

  • Pat

    Looks like a typical people you find in the metal crowd: you’re either really fat or really skinny.

  • http://www.hellyeahband.com Luddybube

    Chad Gay and Vinnie Small

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Liquidman666

    Mini-MEtal: “Look at that douche with the crooked yellow cap. What a moron.”

  • DeathMetalDave

    Note to self: Never swirl finger inside bellybutton and smell it….EVER again.

  • DeathMetalDave

    Ladies please…the mustache rides ain’t cheap.

  • bluegoth75

    “What the FUCK is John Tesh doing to that donkey?”

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  • http://www.linkedin.com/in/heartburnhomeremedy Heartburn Home Remedy

    Not that I’m totally impressed, but this is a lot more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on Digg telling that the info is quite decent. Thanks.