FUNNY METAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME TOO PURE TO DIE MERCH!
Thursday, December 6th, 2007 at 11:44am by Vince Neilstein
MetalSucks has teamed up with Trustkill Records to give away some more awesome free stuff, this time from Too Pure To Die, whose record Confidence and Consequence was just reissued on Trustkill on Nov. 20. The prizes:
- One lucky grand prize winner gets the new CD, a TPTD t-shirt and a Trustkill t-shirt.
- Four runners up will receive just the CD.
All you have to do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo, and post it in the comments section! (make sure to fill in your email address.) Axl and I will select the winners and contact them for their name and address by email. Good luck!!
Keith Richards and Ronnie James Dio stop to talk to a few fans, just before hitting the stage to perform their first ever concert as the duo “Rolling Rainbow.”
I know the short guy is Kip W., but which one is Axl and who is Vince?
BLLEAAAAAAAGHH!
-Guy in bottom left corner
“When World of Warcraft and reality colide”
The first ever The Darkness and Halford co-headlining tour!
You talkin’ to me punk? Fuck You! I eat Hardcore kids like you for breakfast.
In a big “Fuck You!” to Frodo, Gimli ditches the Fellowship to attend an S&M festival, where he is hoping to play with rings of a different kind.
You see this? This is my metal face. And when I put on my metal face, it’s time to fuck shit up….somebody toss me into the pit.
“Obey my fucking mullet you pieces of shit!”
Really feelin’ Aaron’s puke sound from the guy in the corner!
“…and yes – I – AM – SEXY”
Does this vest make me look fat?
lol @ DeathMetalDave…I almost put that exact quote!
nice one!
“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
“Dude, I can’t wait for Paganfest America!”
Billy Milano has really let himself go.
Lemmy a fiver
Hey, any of you dudes know where the America’s Next Top Model tryouts are?
# DeathMetalDave Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
You see this? This is my metal face. And when I put on my metal face, it’s time to fuck shit up….somebody toss me into the pit.
-MY VOTE FOR THE WIN, THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS
Hey buddy…while you’re down there, can you pick up my dignity?
“You faggots need to stop jerking off to my picture and get back to work!”
Looks like a typical people you find in the metal crowd: you’re either really fat or really skinny.
Chad Gay and Vinnie Small
Mini-MEtal: “Look at that douche with the crooked yellow cap. What a moron.”
Note to self: Never swirl finger inside bellybutton and smell it….EVER again.
Ladies please…the mustache rides ain’t cheap.
“What the FUCK is John Tesh doing to that donkey?”
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Not that I’m totally impressed, but this is a lot more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on Digg telling that the info is quite decent. Thanks.